Everybody is a German

[MuaDib]

In case you ever wondered, everyone on this planet is somehow related back to Germany. This enlightenment came to me in a recent thread, but I preserve it here for posperity and would ask the mods to sticky this amazing scientific discovery I have made :-

1. Germany = Germans

2. Austria = Germans

3. Swiss = Germans

4. Dutch = Germans

5. Luxemburg = Germans

6. England = Anglo Saxons = Germans

7. France = Franks = Germans

8. Spain = Visigoths = Germans

9. Northern Italy = Vandals = Germans

10. USA = lots of German, Austrian, Dutch, English imigrants = German

11. Canada = English = Anglo-Saxon = German

12. Australia = English = Anglo-Saxon = German

13. India = Indo = Indo-Germanic = German

14. Mexico = Spanish = Visigoths = German


The only people who aren't in fact somehow German are Belgians.

No one is sure what they are.

:D

[nba_vince]

:bulb:

[Crazy_Ivan80]

There is no such thing as Indo-Germanic. It's Indo-European!!! So everyone's a European :p

[MuaDib]

Originally posted by Crazy_Ivan80
There is no such thing as Indo-Germanic. It's Indo-European!!! So everyone's a European :p

Bah, that's just PC nonesense.

It's Indo-Germanic.

Face it : you're a Kraut too and there is nothing you can do about it.

Buuuwahahahahahahaha

:haha: :haha: :haha:

[De@thByPING]

bollards Audrey.

The red haired amongst us here in the UK are Celts by origin.
Move along please...


:rolleyes:


Everybody is from Africa and Egypt.
Read a book dude.
:D

[MuaDib]

Originally posted by De@thByPING
bollards Audrey.

The red haired amongst us here in the UK are Celts by origin.
Move along please...


:rolleyes:


Everybody is from Africa and Egypt.
Read a book dude.
:D

Books, nonesense.

Books are just full of propaganda, designed to push the ulterior motives of the author.

You can only find objective truth by making stuff up as you go along.

[De@thByPING]

Originally posted by MuaDib
Books, nonesense.

Books are just full of propaganda, designed to push the ulterior motives of the author.

You can only find objective truth by making stuff up as you go along.


I cant argue with that, ur right!

omg, I`ve wasted my life...........


:cry:

[Gentry]

Actually, if you want to get technical, all humans are middle-eastern. Let us not forget those fun-loving Sumerians.

[MuaDib]

Originally posted by De@thByPING
I cant argue with that, ur right!

omg, I`ve wasted my life...........


:cry:

You have taken your first step into a larger world.

[De@thByPING]

With every post, everything I have built my whole life on is being stripped away.

:cry:

If you know anything about my parents, please don`t tell me....



/me goes to find a tall building to fall off...

[MuaDib]

Originally posted by De@thByPING
With every post, everything I have built my whole life on is being stripped away.

That's a bit harsh for a Wednesday isn't it ?


/me goes to find a tall building to fall off...

I want you to wear your safety harness. No sense injurying yourself just because you feel suicidal.

[kziti kat]

:bulb: ahhhh, now the breed "German Shepherd" make sense :bulb:

[Patton1942]

Originally posted by MuaDib
Books, nonesense.

Books are just full of propaganda, designed to push the ulterior motives of the author.

You can only find objective truth by making stuff up as you go along.

LoL! Welcome back, MauDib! :D

Nice post. Truly an amazing discovery. Hey, how about swedes and the rest of scandinavia? How are we Germans?

[MuaDib]

Originally posted by Patton1942
LoL! Welcome back, MauDib! :D

Nice post. Truly an amazing discovery. Hey, how about swedes and the rest of scandinavia? How are we Germans?

Simple :

Expansion by Teutonic tribes pre-, during and post Rome, led to the colonisation of the North.

You are so German it almost makes me want to regurgitate my Sauerkraut.

[One_Bad_Aiel]

Originally posted by MuaDib
The only people who aren't in fact somehow German are Belgians.

No one is sure what they are.

:D

They're the ones who invented fries and are extremely pissed that the US were giving all the credit to first the French and now to Freedom...:eek:

[Scoshi_Tiger]

I'm turkish. :D

weee, not German!

[MuaDib]

Turks = Turkomen = going back in time = area was once occupied by Mongols invaders = going back further in time = caucasian mummies have been found in the deserts of western china / mongolia = a tentative Indo-Germanic connection = German

[Crazy_Ivan80]

Originally posted by Gentry
Actually, if you want to get technical, all humans are middle-eastern. Let us not forget those fun-loving Sumerians.

can't get even that right.
Technically all humans are African. :p

[LittleFuzzy]

Originally posted by MuaDib
In case you ever wondered, everyone on this planet is somehow related back to Germany. This enlightenment came to me in a recent thread, but I preserve it here for posperity and would ask the mods to sticky this amazing scientific discovery I have made :-

1. Germany = Germans

2. Austria = Germans

3. Swiss = Germans

4. Dutch = Germans

5. Luxemburg = Germans

6. England = Anglo Saxons = Germans

7. France = Franks = Germans

8. Spain = Visigoths = Germans

9. Northern Italy = Vandals = Germans

10. USA = lots of German, Austrian, Dutch, English imigrants = German

11. Canada = English = Anglo-Saxon = German

12. Australia = English = Anglo-Saxon = German

13. India = Indo = Indo-Germanic = German

14. Mexico = Spanish = Visigoths = German


The only people who aren't in fact somehow German are Belgians.

No one is sure what they are.

:D

A) China. B) I know you're just passing on a joke, but the Goths were not Germanic tribes. They were near-Asian tribes, on the run from the Huns. While the Angles and Saxons certainly were Germans *and the Gaelics were not, I noticed you left Ireland off the list* they're the only plausible "barbarian" connection.

[LittleFuzzy]

Originally posted by Gentry
Actually, if you want to get technical, all humans are middle-eastern. Let us not forget those fun-loving Sumerians.

What are you basing that on? Civilization first arose in the Near-East, man-kind did not. The only connection the natives of places like Polynesia, Australia, and the Americas have with the Middle East is that they once traveled through there to get to Asia *and that's by no means a certainty, it's only a probability*

[-=UTMF=- Feuergeist]

Hehehehehe, Not everybody could be as cool as us germans.:p :p

[Scoshi_Tiger]

Originally posted by MuaDib
Turks = Turkomen = going back in time = area was once occupied by Mongols invaders = going back further in time = caucasian mummies have been found in the deserts of western china / mongolia = a tentative Indo-Germanic connection = German

You lie!

[Mr.Crow]

Originally posted by Gentry
Actually, if you want to get technical, all humans are middle-eastern. Let us not forget those fun-loving Sumerians.

Sumerians? Wasn't that Conan? By Crom it was! So you are saying...:confused:

[C1CB01]

I'm half kraut...

it's my sauer part! - (badabum)

und now you vill laugh at mein necks choke... (dadabum)

Achtung! You vere not giving permission to laugh!

[Ganon]

That means that Brazilians are actually Germans... which means that we only beat OURSELVES in the World Cup... WHICH MEANS THAT WE'RE STILL THE BEST SOCCER PLAYERS ON THE PLANET!!! VINDICATION!

[-=UTMF=- Feuergeist]

Originally posted by Ganon
That means that Brazilians are actually Germans... which means that we only beat OURSELVES in the World Cup... WHICH MEANS THAT WE'RE STILL THE BEST SOCCER PLAYERS ON THE PLANET!!! VINDICATION!

w00t :cool:

[Wormboy]

Yup, if you want to get technical, all humans are African.

Autralopithicus afarensis, baby :D

Actually now there's a bunch of arguments over which proto-humans were actually predecessors, and which were parallel branches on the evolutionary tree. But it's damn clear that the tree started in Africa. They did mitochondrial DNA sequence comparisons (inherited only thru the mom) and found that the tree is almost certainly rooted in Africa.

[MuaDib]

After further painstaking work late into the night I have now come up with a simpler version of the original theory :

Irish = Made out of Guinness

Belgians = Made out of Chocolate

Everybody else = German



So we can now all sit back and have a nice glass of German Guinness Chocolate drink ?

[Edgewise]

Uh, well faced with that logic, all I can say is...

Ich bein ein Berliner! Or whatever the hell it was he said.

[MuaDib]

Berliner also means Donut in German.

So Kennedy was referring to himself as a little stuffed fluffy cake.

[[GOD]ZhaDun]

Great now I know why the world is the crappy place that it is :/.
I am still getting over the part that dutch women are german Bleh!.
So hilter was just reuniting his long lost relatives :bulb: ?

* spock voice*

Your logic is at the pinnacle of understanding the human origin. I nominate you for the smartass life-time achivement award.
*/ spock voice*

[MuaDib]

We are all one big happy lederhosen wearing, beer swilling, sausage munching, porn movie making, conservative, socialist, environmentalist, hypochondriac, self doubting, family.

[MuaDib]

Pssst .... you're still all German ...

[teecee]

Ok. I'm German.

Thank God I don't have to like soccer, too!:D

tc

p.s. - Klackons are German too. Whenever I conquer them, I make them wear lederhosen and pink beanies with propellors!:D

[Gentry]

I'm certainly not German... Thank god.
In any case, most of the world's population is not german. The Middle East and Asia, which contain roughly 2/3's of the world's pop, are definetly not scandinavian.

[-=UTMF=- Feuergeist]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

IIIIIIIIII GOT GERMAN PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(new P0D cover song.):haha: :haha:

[MuaDib]

Originally posted by Gentry
I'm certainly not German... Thank god.

you have all our sympathies ... it must be very hard for you.


In any case, most of the world's population is not german. The Middle East and Asia, which contain roughly 2/3's of the world's pop, are definetly not scandinavian.

They are, by a bizarre series of historical quirks they can all be related back to the Indo-Germanic tribes originating from what is now Chechnya ... :D

[TheToadWarrior]

Originally posted by De@thByPING
bollards Audrey.

The red haired amongst us here in the UK are Celts by origin.
Move along please...


:rolleyes:


Everybody is from Africa and Egypt.
Read a book dude.
:D

Who in Africa or Egypt has red hair? :confused:

God made everyone and put them in their proper spots. It just happens alot of people moved around and had babies with whoever. So a lot of people have african blood in them but not everyone came from Africa. :p

[MuaDib]

Originally posted by TheToadWarrior
Who in Africa or Egypt has red hair? :confused:

God made everyone and put them in their proper spots. It just happens alot of people moved around and had babies with whoever. So a lot of people have african blood in them but not everyone came from Africa. :p

Yeah, God probably never envisaged just how much rutting would be going on down here ... :D

[MuaDib]

And you all look like this when you are at home and think nobody's watching :-

http://kaiser.homeip.net/album07/DSC00046


that's right, the German in you can not be contained.

[BongZrGooD]

According to Julius Caesar the Belgians were the bravest of them all.......
Now we are entrepeneurs, we oppose the war, even put out this veto and everything while under the counter we're selling guns to Great Britain....(according to the government without intent to be used in war, lol)
Belgians are weird, we don't really care about the rest of the world as long as we can have good food and massive amounts of beer.
We are of no significance, military (as we almost have none), economically, we only have coalmines and they've been shut down years ago...
We DO have : the most varieties in beer, the best chocolate, Belgian Waffles, Brussel Sprouts...
And at the beginning of the year we legalized cannabis...
We have NO black list for games, movies, music...
We don't sue each other for something as trivial as farting in your own backyard.
An EXCELLENT social security...
Oh yeah, we have WMD's (american nukes that is)
So we are not Germans, we are in fact INSGNIFICANT, and I'm fine with that.
We're all experts in tax evasion, it's like this : Italy has the Cosa Nostra (maffia), Japan have the Yakuza, we have the government...
I think it's the only country in the world where you risk a higher prison sentence for fraud than for murder...
And yes, fries were invented in Belgium, not in France...
Apart from the weather, it's a great place to live...
I think it's because we've always been an occupied country up until 1830, when we became independant.
There are 3 national languages in Belgium, Flemish (Dutch), French and German.
The country is split up that way, The Northern part is were the Flemish live, the Southern part is where the Wallons (French speaking) live and then there is a really small part where the german speaking Belgians live.
We're the laughing stock of the Brits, the French and the Dutch (and now the Americans as well probably), IMO the whole veto thing was just to stir things up a little, aren't we a funny lot...
Oh yeah, we still have FN, we produce weapons and seem to be pretty good at it too...


;)

[MuaDib]

If there weren't any Belgians, then we'd need a crazed German Scientist to invent them. :rolleyes:

[Ziggy Stardust]

Originally posted by BongZrGooD
We DO have :

snip :up:

;)

and the most relaxed metalfestival in the world: Graspop

(this year featuring IRON MAIDEN :D :up: )

[Desolator]

I remember back in '69 when i took a spanner to my cars motor and hit it a few times.

those where the days

[[GOD]Zhadun2]

Am man remember the value of the dollar in those days together with the magazine of those days they were the times.
My old caddy failed me so many time but I was consided the Fonz.
Man these kids...... no respect.

[Desolator]

i know what ye ol mean d00d, things like that were hard to come by and thus, expensive as a whistle whoop

[[GOD]Zhadun2]

Do you remember the old "Woman picture" magazine 2nd copy of 1970. The first bikini was in that I'll never forgot that day. My wife wanted to see it but I refused her I couldn't believe what the world had come 2 such nudity!.

[Desolator]

oh yes, i beat my wife cos she looked at it.

i like a big panty cover such like this




______top


____ Bottom

[[GOD]Zhadun2]

Hehe people just don't know what sexy is nowaday and succome tot vile ways of the devil with those mini skirts and high heels.

They are messing with the bible and don't know the place of themselfs and women.

[MuaDib]

You are all German and you know it.

[Desolator]

Originally posted by [GOD]Zhadun2
Hehe people just don't know what sexy is nowaday and succome tot vile ways of the devil with those mini skirts and high heels.

They are messing with the bible and don't know the place of themselfs and women.


high heels are horrible, i much prefer to wear comfortable shooos like stilettos or something

[MuaDib]

Germans invented high heels.

[[GOD]Zhadun2]

well a pair of slipper with a comfy thong and a nice jama and I am all set I would love to see you in those stiletto heels though ;)

[MuaDib]

Add Lederhosen and you'd be perfect ... perfectly German that is.

[Desolator]

try the stilettos man they rule

[MuaDib]

Did you know that Germans were in fact to land the first on the moon ?

They left a beach towel on the spot Armstrong had originally chosen to put the flag on.

[[GOD]Zhadun2]

Hehe i'll sure do.
Aw man I gtg .
I am locking the hamsters away and getting some pruims in the city I'm walking so i'll be back in a day or so. I'll send yea a letter then k . cya

[Desolator]

cya sonja!!!!

[MuaDib]

You are all so very very German.

[[GOD]Zhadun2]

Cya Sophie

[ken the great]

Is this thread being hijacked?

Where are the Germans when you need them?

[[GOD]Zhadun2]

nr 8. :up:

[Solai]

Originally posted by ken the great
Is this thread being hijacked?

Where are the Germans when you need them?

Send in the Germans!

http://www.tv1.com.au/img/db/programs/hogans.jpg

[Adacore]

What about Italians, most Africans, Chinese and Japenese?

I'll agree with the Germanic decent of the english speaking world though.

[Desolator]

damn that d00d is quick

[Patton1942]

Originally posted by MuaDib
You are all so very very German.

I'm actually 25% german, my nephew is over 50% german.


I like schnitzel (SP?). :D

[MuaDib]

Ahh ... reinforcements.

I feel like Wellington :

"I wish it were night or the Prussians came".

[Solai]

Originally posted by MuaDib
Ahh ... reinforcements.

I feel like Wellington :

"I wish it were night or the Prussians came".

Ok Mua...challenge for you:

How are Eskimos German?

[Adacore]

I would ask how Africans are German, but it would probably get very Boer-ing...

[ken the great]

Originally posted by Desolator
damn that d00d is quick
Are you talking about the German guy?

[[GOD]Zhadun2]

Originally posted by ken the great
Are you talking about the German guy?

Uhm Yeaaaa!!

[MuaDib]

Originally posted by Solai
Ok Mua...challenge for you:

How are Eskimos German?

Easy :

They are ancient Scandinavians (= Germans) that got pissed while fishing and landed in Greenland.

The first thing they said was : "F*** me it's cold".

Although they of course said it in German :

"F*** mich, es is Kalt".

[ken the great]

Originally posted by [GOD]Zhadun2
Uhm Yeaaaa!!
Which one? There are a lot of Germans in this thread now.

[[GOD]Zhadun2]

Originally posted by ken the great
Which one? There are a lot of Germans in this thread now.

Really ? :bulb: he sounded like "taerg nek"

[Solai]

Originally posted by [GOD]Zhadun2
Uhm Yeaaaa!!

Don't cross MuaDib. He has mad skills d00d.

[ken the great]

Originally posted by [GOD]Zhadun2
Really ? :bulb: he sounded like "taerg nek"

Really? I personally prefer pig latin to backwards talk. :D

[[GOD]Zhadun2]

I know I wouldn't dare dude :D

[MuaDib]

This a lovely get together of Germans ... it makes my bossum swell with pride.

[[GOD]Zhadun2]

Originally posted by ken the great
Really? I personally prefer pig latin to backwards talk. :D

hehehe sorry dude I take it back although des said it :D

[nba_vince]

Originally posted by Patton1942
I'm actually 25% german, my nephew is over 50% german.
What about the other 75%? ;)

[ken the great]

Originally posted by nba_vince
What about the other 75%? ;)
He doesn't do math very well. He is part of the 157% of people that hate MOO3. :D

[Jodocus_Quak]

Lol, nice thread. If you are German, then you can understand this:

Alle, die das lesen, sind doof, weil sie deutsch können! :p

You over there have a couple of German words or similar words.

Kindergarten = Kindergarten
Blitzkrieg = Blitzkrieg

fish = Fisch
swim = schwimmen
good = gut
fire = Feuer
stone = Stein

usw.

You see, English has roots back to German and to French/Roman vocabulary.

Btw, there is one mistake in this thread: The Goth originally came from Scandinavia and weren't slav.

[MuaDib]

Am ende des tages macht das garnichts.

[nba_vince]

Yeah this thread finally became a German speaking one :haha:

Guckt nachher irgendwer Dirty Harry? ;)

[LittleFuzzy]

Originally posted by Jodocus_Quak
Lol, nice thread. If you are German, then you can understand this:

Alle, die das lesen, sind doof, weil sie deutsch können! :p

You over there have a couple of German words or similar words.

Kindergarten = Kindergarten
Blitzkrieg = Blitzkrieg

fish = Fisch
swim = schwimmen
good = gut
fire = Feuer
stone = Stein

usw.

You see, English has roots back to German and to French/Roman vocabulary.

Btw, there is one mistake in this thread: The Goth originally came from Scandinavia and weren't slav.

Really? Is that general history, or do you know of any non-textbooks I can read for that information?

[Jodocus_Quak]

Originally posted by LittleFuzzy
Really? Is that general history, or do you know of any non-textbooks I can read for that information?

What are you refering to?

[BongZrGooD]

Originally posted by Ziggy666
and the most relaxed metalfestival in the world: Graspop

(this year featuring IRON MAIDEN :D :up: )

You bet ya, I'll be there for the full two days...
Type-O-Negative is my favourite band, they play Friday and of course Iron Maiden, never seem to grow tired of em...play as headliner on Saturday.
Guess I'm lucky living within crawling distance of the Biebob, the coolest club I know, and the owner co-organizes Graspop.

[-=UTMF=- Feuergeist]

Originally posted by MuaDib
Am ende des tages macht das garnichts.


Es ist für etwas, für mich stützt es noch!!!!!!!

Dieses Gewinde ist das beste. Alle meine deutschen Brüder sind hier.
* Umarmung *

:D :p

[LittleFuzzy]

Originally posted by Jodocus_Quak
What are you refering to?

That the Goths came from Scandinavia, not across Asia. I'd always thought they came west, and am always eager to learn things that correct such inaccurate knowledge on my part. So I'm hunting for a source.

[-=UTMF=- Feuergeist]

goth=scandanaivan=german?:confused:





:p just jumping the bandwagon.:p

[MuaDib]

Originally posted by -=UTMF=- Feuergeist
Es ist für etwas, für mich stützt es noch!!!!!!!

Dieses Gewinde ist das beste. Alle meine deutschen Brüder sind hier.
* Umarmung *

:D :p

Seit umschlungen ... Millionen ...


Ahhh poetry is at its best when in German, even Shakespeare gets better when in its original German text.

[MuaDib]

You thought this has gone away ... but it hasn't !!! :D


You are all so very very very German.

:D

[St. Mark]

Originally posted by MuaDib
You are all so very very very German.

Und Sie sind sehr, sehr, sehr viel ein Esel. :o

[Jodocus_Quak]

Originally posted by St. Mark
Und Sie sind sehr, sehr, sehr viel ein Esel. :o

Strange German :D

[St. Mark]

Originally posted by Jodocus_Quak
Strange German :D

Deutsch ist fremd. ;)

[MuaDib]

Originally posted by St. Mark
Und Sie sind sehr, sehr, sehr viel ein Esel. :o

Wenn ein Esel, dann ein Deutscher Esel (alle Esel sind ja auch Deutsch).

[Azariel]

Originally posted by St. Mark
Deutsch ist fremd. ;)
:haha:
Obviously. What are you using? Good 'ol Babelfish or Google? Or just a dictionary?


But... :eek: Muadib? In CC? I thought if those two ever met, there'd be some kind of explosion.
Uhm. Weeell, re-reading this thread. It just happened. :D And it even got hijacked. :haha:

[Gentry]

Thank god I'm not german.
Germans have to be the most linear people I've ever met. Believe me when I say that there isn't a word in the german language for 'subterfuge,' that translates with the meaning of thinking more than one thought at a time.

[MuaDib]

Originally posted by Azariel
And it even got hijacked. :haha:

That's pretty much par for the course.

[Azariel]

Originally posted by Gentry
Thank god I'm not german.
Germans have to be the most linear people I've ever met. Believe me when I say that there isn't a word in the german language for 'subterfuge,' that translates with the meaning of thinking more than one thought at a time.

I don't believe you. There is. :p

[MuaDib]

Originally posted by Gentry
Thank god I'm not german.

Oh but you are ... you should have gathered that by now. ;)

[St. Mark]

Originally posted by Azariel
:haha:
Obviously. What are you using? Good 'ol Babelfish or Google? Or just a dictionary?

Actually, just going off of memory which is probably why it sounds strange (I was trying to match his sentence). The general meaning apparently got across, though. I admit I did have to look up the german word for "donkey." :o

[Gentry]

Oh but you are ... you should have gathered that by now.

Nope. I am not German. There isn't a German ancestor anywhere within my bloodlines, and unlike you mixed breeds, I can prove it.

[MuaDib]

Originally posted by St. Mark
Actually, just going off of memory which is probably why it sounds strange (I was trying to match his sentence). The general meaning apparently got across, though. I admit I did have to look up the german word for "donkey." :o

Well, we forgive you, afterall you are a fellow German. :D

[St. Mark]

Originally posted by MuaDib
Well, we forgive you, afterall you are a fellow German. :D

Well then, excuse me while I kick my own ass. :o

[Gentry]

:cool:
Ask Warderbonded about my lineage.

[MuaDib]

Originally posted by Gentry
Nope. I am not German. There isn't a German ancestor anywhere within my bloodlines, and unlike you mixed breeds, I can prove it.

Well in that case you are Belgian or Irish, because this thread has proven conclusively and scientifically that everyone else in the world is German.

[LittleFuzzy]

Originally posted by MuaDib
You thought this has gone away ... but it hasn't !!! :D


You are all so very very very German.

:D

Nyet.

[LittleFuzzy]

Originally posted by Gentry
Thank god I'm not german.
Germans have to be the most linear people I've ever met. Believe me when I say that there isn't a word in the german language for 'subterfuge,' that translates with the meaning of thinking more than one thought at a time.

Why are Germans so atrocity-prone? Their mother's cooking makes them think it's normal.

[Uber_olafsun]

I have some Prussian in me oh wait there not around anymore.:cry: I guess I will take German since my last name is Haas.

[CoasterXtremist]

Everybody is a German

:rolleyes::weird: Right...:weird::rolleyes:

[nba_vince]

Yup :up: :p

[CoasterXtremist]

:down: <--Enough said :p

[Azariel]

You know, since germans are famous for their lack of humor, this is another proof that all those denying it in fact are german too. :p

[bartwart]

Everyone is german except, of course, the germans. They had it bred out of them by the Russians after WWII.

EEEEWWW! I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. Please don't hate me.

[-)AO(-Necron99]

Originally posted by De@thByPING
Everybody is from Africa.

Owned.

[-=UTMF=- Feuergeist]

ich liebe Deutsch. Ich bin ein Deutscher, Du bist ein Deutscher.

Wir sind deutsch. Alle von uns. :D

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[Writing Wraith]

Amprufid, prúfatted puf maimas touto bivu promom, touto teuto!:haha:
Aut nei touto bivu promom dat viteliú cevs Osca, Umbria, Volscia, Falisca, aut Picene!

Muadib, regaturei pru touto... nei, diúvei touto!:rolleyes:




edit: Trying to improve the grammar a bit, it's still really bad but I can't do any better without knowing/finding more words!

[MuaDib]

Originally posted by LittleFuzzy
Nyet.

Ahh, denial.

Don't worry Germans are great psychiatrists, we will get someone to help you accept the beautiful truth that you wear Lederhosen just like everyone else.

[MuaDib]

Originally posted by Azariel
You know, since germans are famous for their lack of humor, this is another proof that all those denying it in fact are german too. :p

I thank you. :D

[MuaDib]

Originally posted by bartwart
Everyone is german except, of course, the germans. They had it bred out of them by the Russians after WWII.

EEEEWWW! I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. Please don't hate me.

Russians = Slavs = Goths + Norman Invasions + Indo-Germanic Influences = German.

[TheToadWarrior]

Originally posted by Crazy_Ivan80
can't get even that right.
Technically all humans are African. :p

Liberal propaganda. :down:


god put people where they are and we are all decendants of god. Take note as how Black people do not get lighter despite living generations in Englnd, Canada and the states. Nor do they lose features that are only among them. Nor do any sort f African person get slanted eyes by living in Japan. ;)

[MuaDib]

God is German, too.

[MuaDib]

Uhhh ... I am feeling oh so particularly German today .... uhhh .... must drink beer and eat pretzel .... uhhh .... feel need to invade neighbouring office block and plunder their stationery ....

[Writing Wraith]

Originally posted by MuaDib
Uhhh ... I am feeling oh so particularly German today .... uhhh .... must drink beer and eat pretzel .... uhhh .... feel need to invade neighbouring office block and plunder their stationery ....

Must be all that Central Asian Tribesman blood.

[MuaDib]

No, I am pretty sure it is the Air conditioning.

[Writing Wraith]

Originally posted by MuaDib
No, I am pretty sure it is the Air conditioning.

Ah, too bad. I thought perhapse you had found your inner Hun.

[MuaDib]

Originally posted by Writing Wraith
Ah, too bad. I thought perhapse you had found your inner Hun.

The threapy sessions have only just begun.

[Jack98]

I read the first post of this thread, and the last. The only things in common is that they have words. Somehow, It got off topic when someone said don't you read books and on page 13, I'm feeling german today pops up. I wonder.

[UnrealGrrl]

Originally posted by MuaDib
God is German, too.


its true, i could hear something that sounded suspiciously like "Hoooogan!" coming from her direction the other nite...

[Jack98]

Joke

Three men were arguing which laguage God spoke.
One was English
One was German
One was Spanish

They were riding in a plane. While they were arguing, the plane crashed into a mountain.

When they got to heavan, They each said hello to God in their own language. Then God said, "Guten Tag Seinors. Welcome to heavan!"