Fact ...

[SynisteR]

... The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and people wonder why the ocean is so salty. Don't swallow the water - pass it on ...

[Gin]

Originally posted by SynisteR
... The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and people wonder why the ocean is so salty. Don't swallow the water - pass it on ...


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:haha: :haha: :haha:



I just fell out of my seat when I read that!!!!!!!!!!! :haha: :haha: :D


Ah..........good times.........

[serapis]

:haha: :haha: ROFLMAO:haha: :haha:

[termite]

Now I know why they say don't swallow the sea water.;)




Haha, that reminds of an old one, though it is in bad taste.

Q) Why did they want to ban women from swimming naked in the sea?

A) They couldn't get the smell out of the fish.:eek:

*oooh that's gonna go down badly*

Sorry to all the lovely ladies out there, but a precedent for a lack of decorum had already taken place.

[Stealthy C]

Originally posted by SynisteR
... Don't swallow the water - pass it on ...

Eye-Eye Captian.

:haha: :haha:

[warderbonded]

Well follow those rules it is no wonder why more men don't eat fish.

[Dreadnaught]

:haha: *cracks up*

[C1CB01]

I'd hate to see what a Sperm Whale could do! :eek:

[DuSt0fF]

Semen doesn't have salt in it, only sugar :rolleyes:

but rofl.

[Gin]

Well, nevertheless, it is indeed nasty stuff to mess with......

[termite]

Originally posted by DuSt0fF
Semen doesn't have salt in it, only sugar :rolleyes:


Sheesh, please tell me you found that out in a lab, not with a your taste buds.:eek::weird:

[MasterN64_link]

Originally posted by termite
Sheesh, please tell me you found that out in a lab, not with a your taste buds.:eek::weird:

LOL!:haha:

He is right tho. Its a basic type of sugar that keeps the little buggers alive.

[Parmenio]

Actually there is a common joke about a biology class.

When a professor tells the class that seamen is made up of mostly sugar, some girl pipes up and says "then why does it taste so salty", and all have a good laugh at the girl.:haha:

[Gin]

Yes, I've heard. It was amusing, for the brief moment. Though if a woman swallows, does that make her less of a woman? No. Though in some cases, yes. (Hoes) Why I'm sure the board has a few women, namely, Warderbonded probably has had oral sex with her husband on many occassions and indeed swallowed. This subject really isn't that unusual. But I'm sure, we'll all have one more great laugh.......

[-)AO(-Necron99]

Best thread ever.:D:up:

[GADefence]

Originally posted by Gin
Yes, I've heard. It was amusing, for the brief moment. Though if a woman swallows, does that make her less of a woman? No. Though in some cases, yes. (Hoes) Why I'm sure the board has a few women, namely, Warderbonded probably has had oral sex with her husband on many occassions and indeed swallowed. This subject really isn't that unusual. But I'm sure, we'll all have one more great laugh.......

Round two <ding>

[mik cauthin]

Originally posted by Parmenio
Actually there is a common joke about a biology class.

When a professor tells the class that seamen is made up of mostly sugar, some girl pipes up and says "then why does it taste so salty", and all have a good laugh at the girl.:haha:

The end to that is the professor lets the class laugh for a minute and then says "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweet things are at the front of the tongue, not the back of the throat." Let round two of the laughter begin

:D

[SynisteR]

Hahaha! ... nice :D

[GADefence]

Originally posted by SynisteR
Hahaha! ... nice :D

:bulb: You took your sweet time responding to this one :confused:

[Ganon]

Why don't we put some of this semen in a tank with sea monkeys, and watch them develop an advanced civilization!? Or, we could put a tooth in some cola, give it a shock, and watch it do the same thing!

[Greb]

Seamonkies + Semen = Seevilization

:D

Greb

[Wormboy]

:haha:

Just a bio note: most sessile sea creatures reproduce by just pumping out tons of sperm into the water.

Also, what exactly do you think pollen is? This spring my car was so covered with pollen (aka plant sperm) that it was yellow :bulb:

[Per Gessle]

and whale semen is actually used in medical creams for the skin, and fungicide creams.

[Ziggy Stardust]

:mad: Thanks a lot, read this while drinking coffee and almost choke.

:haha: :up:

[warderbonded]

Thanks Gin for including me in the perverse thinking of your day.
Do you often consider whether other men's wives swallow or not?
Or is this a run of the mill guy thought topic?

A few notes of interest ... There is a tree ... the flowering, non-fruiting pear that smells like male ejaculate. This tree is often planted on school campuses and causes every living soul to want to bathe when they are in bloom. One feels assaulted merely by the smell. It is quite aggressively pungent.
**The female Gingko tree has fruit that smells like fresh dog droppings and is illegal to sell in California ... there are several planted at the college here in my town. It is very amusing to see people check their shoes as they pass by these trees**

I read a book Jitterbug Perfume where the main character described his 'scent' as mushroom-like.

I thought it was whale puke that was used in very expensive perfumes (it floats on the water surface). I haven't ever heard anyone mention whale sperm.

[Indictus Ira]

Originally posted by GADefence
:bulb: You took your sweet time responding to this one :confused:

Check the users handle out, I think that is a clue... :weird:

[AR81]

Being drawn on the sea seems a bit more of a sexual experience now.:weird: :eek: :p

Warder - I bet I would hate to have one of those pear trees near home...:weird: :eek: :D

[MEGACHIHUAHUA]

Uh, did we really need to know that?:D
360 gallons/whales wieght, ?(what, do you think I measure it?)/man's wieght=More for whale or human?

[Aegeri]

At least I know where sea foam "comes" from now.

[SynisteR]

Originally posted by AR81
Being drawn on the sea seems a bit more of a sexual experience now.:weird:


:haha:

[Varky]

Man, I'm totally going swimming now.

[AR81]

Got seawater?

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[Chaloobi]

Good lord. I can't believe no one's gotten warning points from this thread.

[AR81]

If this forum was modded by whales or sea lifeforms you bet we'd be banned and the whole thread would be deleted. Fortunately we are all humans.