Things that you wouldn't want to hear at a theme park: OVER

[RCT~Hero]

Other 1 got closed so lets start this again, and this time don't anybody try to be a mod.

*Next in line for Kingda Ka*
the train is at the top of the tower
Ride OP says, “Oh wait, THAT is the button that locks the restraints?
*hear screams*

[dementedbear]

Funny.

[-NGS-]

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
Seriously, dude, you've got to do stand-up!! This is killing me!!!!

[The Fonz]

If the restraints weren't locked people would've fallen out before reaching the top. Please use some commonsense.

[RCT~Hero]

You guys r supposed to write your own.

[The Fonz]

You guys r supposed to write your own.

I thought your joke was supposed to be funny?

[RCT~Hero]

just play the game, dont be sarcstic

[RCT456]

(I love this game)
Ride OP: Last time it was only 5 people

[The Ghost]

Log Flume Ride Op: Umm, there's someone floating in the water.

[-NGS-]

OK i got one here gose:
Ride OP: OOPS! :haha:lol

[RCT~Hero]

lol!

[goodoldflapjack]

"Sorry, we're closed" :(:(

[RCT~Hero]

Log Flume Ride Op: Umm, there's someone floating in the water.
LOL!!!!!

[-NGS-]

LOL!!!!!

:up:lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:up:

[RCT~Hero]

Staff mem: So thats were IT happened

[dementedbear]

In queue for Nemesis at Alton Towers. Overhear one guy talking to another...

"I hate this country. I'm going to bomb this place and its people senseless and thought the dreadful irony of it being at an amusement park brilliant."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL LOLLL!!!

[RCT~Hero]

^ok.... then, lol

[dementedbear]

Oh, dear god...

[The Fonz]

Oh, dear god...

I know, this thread is sooooooo funny! LOL :haha::up:

[RCT~Hero]

Ride OP: Oh dear, is he still fixing the track?

[The Fonz]

Ride OP: Oh dear, is he still fixing the track?

LMAO! THAT'S CLASSIC!!!!! Got any more, I'd love to hear them all :haha::up:

[dementedbear]

Yes I have to agree with fonzy here, CHORTLE CHORTLE!!

[RCT~Hero]

Ride OP talking to another ride OP: You know, I wonder how to work a rollercoaster.

[dementedbear]

Gravity.

[RCT~Hero]

Cmon guys, wright your own!

[Nethero]

*An old rag bag appears*

Rag bag: BeWaRe ThE iDeS oF mArCh

*he walks away and you look up at eh roller coaster you're boarding called "The Ides of March"

[RCT~Hero]

^ha!¡!

[goodoldflapjack]

Ride OP to another OP after launching a train:
"So how's the training goin'?"
"Oh, I start my classes tomorrow."

[Nethero]

Man I'm sick of the ride operator ones.

Food Vendor: We've got fried beans, fried eggs, fried onions, fried potatoes, fried butter, fried watermelon, fried milk, fried ice cream, fried paperclips, fried shampoo, fried bullfrog, fried crickets, fried elephant, fried pencils, fried newspapers, fired teenagers, fried...

[CPFreak4865]

Janitor: I am gunna walk on a roller coaster someday

[Nethero]

This actually happened to me once.

*comes up to a greeter at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom*

Greeter "Hello, Welcome to Disney Land there is a parking lot with empty spaces over there."

[The Ghost]

Ride Op (Notices a kid with a birthday sticker): "Oh, it's your birthday! How would you like to push the buttons?"

[RCT~Hero]

Entertainer to kid: I have something special for u

[The Dave]

Things you wouldn't want to see at a theme park:
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/5356/rollercoastergirlbk0.jpg
Or maybe you would?

[kylr23]

roflmbo dave

me:so its the red buttion right
maniger:no thats the extreamly fas...(i push the buttion makes willy the way go flying:p)
me:yay im not willy boy any more:D

[dementedbear]

I am so lost amongst all this mention of *******.

[IEATPASTE001]

Welcome to Six Flags.

[-NGS-]

^That is the only funny one yet. :up:

[Nethero]

Things you wouldn't want to see at a theme park:
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/5356/rollercoastergirlbk0.jpg
Or maybe you would?

What is that? Texas Giant?

*right after one of the ride operators decided it would be funny to cut one of the rails off of TTD (BTW you're present at hearing this*

Manager: "Step into my office."
Ride Op: "Why?"
Manager: "Cause you're f**kin' fired!"

That's wasn't really that good.

[kylr23]

man: ok lets do some pda
woman:ok come here tiger

that realy happend nere my ride close to 10:00

[IEATPASTE001]

The is Mean Streak.

And....

man: ok lets do some pda
woman:ok come here tiger

that realy happend nere my ride close to 10:00

Is this even bad English?

[kylr23]

The is Mean Streak.

And....



Is this even bad English?

you know what pda means?

[Maverick2007]

"Maverick will need to have track replaced because IntaRide couldn't test the ride correctly." Oh, wait, I did hear that.

[kylr23]

ture

me:how do you stop the ride agean help me

[IEATPASTE001]

you know what pda means?

Public Display of Affection? Then yes. But what I don't get is:

that realy happend nere my ride close to 10:00

That is what threw me off.

that cents you make tu

[Nethero]

*A Live Concert stage*

Ya mom is so fat, *How fat is she?*

Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get down with,
twenty-two burritoes, but times are rough,
I've seen here in the back of taco bell with handcuffs.

A sad fact *what?* Ya mama smokes crack *what?*
She's got a burnin' yearnin' and there's no turnin' back,
her knuckles back down to the ground when she walks,
spit comes out that b**ch's mouth when she talks.

Naked on a mountain top, smokin' up a fizzoot,
Ridin' on a horse drinkin' whisky out a bizzoot,
She got the arms and teeth of an african bat,
Her middle name is Mud-bone and on top of all dat.

Ya mama got a glass-eye wit' a fish in it
*Ya mama got a glass-eye wit' a fish in it*
Ya mama got a glass-eye wit' a fish in it
*Ya mama, Ya mama, Ya mama*

[IEATPASTE001]

Welcome to Disneyland. Today we have special guests. It is nude Weight Watchers riding day! Don't forget to bring a towel.

[Nethero]

*listening to this from a bathroom*

Person 1: I've never seen so much green...in one little brown packet.
Person 2: Whoops! It slipped!
Person 1: Aw man, it's goin' all over the place!
Person 2: Here help me scoop it up.
Person 1: Aw man what a mess.
Person 2: Got it.
Person 1: Hey can I just kiss it for good luck?
Person 2: You're not going to kiss it, its bad enough you touched it!
Person 1: Can I at least smell it then?
Person 2: Maybe Later.

[The Dave]

Thing you don't want to hear:
A crash test dummie screaming.

[Small Print]

Something you don't want to hear at a theme park:
"Safe brud, innit. Brap brap!"

[Harpo]

Man I'm sick of the ride operator ones.

Food Vendor: We've got fried beans, fried eggs, fried onions, fried potatoes, fried butter, fried watermelon, fried milk, fried ice cream, fried paperclips, fried shampoo, fried bullfrog, fried crickets, fried elephant, fried pencils, fried newspapers, fired teenagers, fried...

Fired teenagers? Must have been the ones that were the ride operators of which Nethero is sick of hearing!

Ride op: "Harness? You don' need no stinkin' harness!"

[dementedbear]

Welcome to Six Flags.

Still the only good one.

[-NGS-]

Still the only good one.Something you don't want to hear at a theme park:
"Safe brud, innit. Brap brap!"

You stand corrected, db. :haha:

[dementedbear]

;) Missed that one!

[tycooner55]

I actually had this short conversation with a ride op.

Me and my friends were the only ones in line for Dominator at Geauga Lake while the ride op was throwing a whole igloo cooler of water on the front row seats of a train. The train left empty. We didn't know why.

Me, "why d'ya throw water on the seat?"
Ride op,"Umm....Someone got very sick last run. The train's goin around to dry off."

Then a long pause on our end.

[AzzedinR]

((On a coaster that is tall and has inversions))

Ride Op:Hey, one of the bottons are missing. Oh wait, it's just the restraint button.

[Nethero]

Fired teenagers? Must have been the ones that were the ride operators of which Nethero is sick of hearing!

Ride op: "Harness? You don' need no stinkin' harness!"

Yeah I actually saw that error but I decided to leave it there anyway.

I actually heard this once in a theme park.
Some Guy: "Com'on can't we just do it in the photobooth over here?"
Some Girl: "But what if another couple want their picture taken in there while we're in there."
Some Guy: "No one's going to see us. Come on, I love you so much."
Some Girl: "I know it's just too risky."
Some Guy: "Please?"

[Harpo]

That's not far off from what the ride op was saying on Friday at Kennywood on Noah's Ark while the group of guests was riding in the loading elevator at the start of the attraction. He went on and on about not using foul language and not making out while on the ride. "You laugh, but I'm serious. If we catch you making out, we will kick you out of the park and ban you from the ride."

He must have been going on about swearing and making out for around 3 minutes. I think a quick warning would have sufficed -- the extended lecture was a bit much!

[dementedbear]

All you lot are going to be great comic writers.

[Nethero]

What I wouldn't wan't to hear.

"Welcome to Thrilla Gorilla, my name is Danny, in a few minutes you are about to get on the ride so I would like to remind you all to buckle yourselves up and enjoy. Stay out of the car with the caution tape over the, it is broken and if you can't bring the restraints down then call out and I will help you. Once again the exit is in the back over there, just remove the chain and walk through. All loose items are to be kept under the seat and remember to take all items with you when........."

And I keep hearing this at the bumper car rides.

"Remember to go the correct way which everyone else is going. There will be no head on collisions, but if you evade this rule I will give you warnings. First warning is just to tell you, second warning I take you out of the ride, third warning I take you out of the park...and you don't want that. Enjoy the ride"

[David Ellis]

Here's one genuine ride-op announcement I heard at Chessington World of Adventures many years ago...

"This is a fast ride. Please remove all loose articles, like hats, bags, glasses and your foreskin"

One daft trick to play is to take with you in your pocket a large bolt, then just as the coaster car is going up the lifthill, and you are sitting with people you don't know, reach down to the floor and (with the bolt concealed in your hand), raise your hand showing the bolt, shouting "hey, is this supposed to have come off?"

I am sure that is something the other riders won't want to be hearing at a theme park!

David.

[-NGS-]

Heh, I'll have to try that the next time I find my way to Carowinds. :haha:

[supermarioman]

(You are riding on the Goliath at SFOG)
Guy sitting next to you:Hey, Theres a staff member at the top of the hill!
(The train reaches the top of the lift hill and is about to drop down)
Staff member: Hey! I wasn't finished yet!
:p

[Azn_warrior]

(you're at Knott's Berry Farm)
staff member: hey, whats you favorite ride?
you: Soon to be Silver bullet. All my friends said it's a good ride so I decided to drive all the way to California from New York just to try it out, and I'm not gonna go on any other coaster no matter what!! Just Silver Bullet!
Staff member: yea, well, that ride's closed for a few days...
:p

[kylr23]

(You are riding on the Goliath at SFOG)
Guy sitting next to you:Hey, Theres a staff member at the top of the hill!
(The train reaches the top of the lift hill and is about to drop down)
Staff member: Hey! I wasn't finished yet!
:p


acctuly manance are the only ones that can do that:p

here what happend yesterday

opps my pink ball landend on the whale ride:haha:

he also tryed to climb the closed euro slide to throw it down but he was busted with a worning:haha:

[dementedbear]

Please, please, please! Can you all put a teeny, weeny bit more effort in when thinking these up?


A little part of me dies every time I read some of this 'comical' utterances.

[Small Print]

Ride op: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

[kylr23]

Please, please, please! Can you all put a teeny, weeny bit more effort in when thinking these up?


A little part of me dies every time I read some of this 'comical' utterances.

hu? that realy happend :rolleyes:


ride op:err is the train sappose to smoke like that?
guy:yea its artifical smoke you do have a chimny that makes smoke right?
ride:o sh#! the ride is on fire
guy:maby its fake
ride op:im so busted

[dementedbear]

hu? that realy happend :rolleyes:


There goes another bit of my soul...

[kylr23]

what i said aboult the ball is true i truely work at a theam park let me guss anouther sole gone:p

[Killer128]

*steps into Row 6* "This is gonna be fun!"
*jumps into car*
Op to op: "you didnt forget row 6 is closed right?"
*train Launches*

[RCT Enthusiast]

Ride op: We Did'nt need this lever right?

[Squid2]

Patron: I'd like to have a large Coke and a cheeseburger, please.
Employee: Okay, that'll be 20 dollars... no, wait, 22, no, 26, no... 34 dollars.
Patron: What?!?!?
Employee: Rampant Global Inflation. I'd hurry up and pay before the price rises again. Whoops.... it's 40 dollars. Do you want fries with that?

Squid2

[Nethero]

I'd hate to see how that person haggles.

Greeter: "Welcome to . . . um . . . yeah welcome . . . to this park."
Driver: "Cedar Point?"
Greeter: "Woah I'm working at Cedar Point? That must be why I hate my job so much! Hey listen it may be fun to be here enjoying the rides and all, but never try to work here. It's way too hectic for you to-"
Driver: "Can I just go now?"
Greeter: "In a minute, now if you work here as a greeter like me - I mean just think of how many people that would be. Just count the-"
Driver: "Please I'm running out of gas."
Greeter: "Too bad, now where was I..."
Driver: "Oh forget it."
Greeter: "Wait ma'am you can't park there it's wired with-"

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Greeter: " . . . I hate my job."

[dementedbear]

^Great, we've found the next Richard Pryor!

[-NGS-]

Squid's was pretty clever.

Who wires a parking spot with explosives? And more importantly, why wasn't there signage? And if there was, what kind of idiot ignores the signage?

[Nethero]

Who wires a parking spot with explosives?
The Conservatives. Oh they are oily

And more importantly, why wasn't there signage?
Oh, but there was.

And if there was, what kind of idiot ignores the signage?
The kind that doesn't want to hear any more rambling.

[-NGS-]

His ears were tired, so he ignored what his eyes told him? Great logic here...

And I'm not going to bother replying to yuor conservatives comment.

[Nethero]

Then don't. I'm not forcing you. But in a way you kinda did.

[Harpo]

Hmmm, that's odd... the vast majority of people I worked with at Cedar Point enjoyed their jobs. The exceptions were usually the people who foolishly expected it would be all fun and no work. They typically didn't last long.

By the end of the season, a lot of the staff would be tired and would be saying that they weren't planning on coming back the following season. The following season, they'd be back, wondering how they managed to stay away for so long.

[kylr23]

Hmmm, that's odd... the vast majority of people I worked with at Cedar Point enjoyed their jobs. The exceptions were usually the people who foolishly expected it would be all fun and no work. They typically didn't last long.

By the end of the season, a lot of the staff would be tired and would be saying that they weren't planning on coming back the following season. The following season, they'd be back, wondering how they managed to stay away for so long.

wow:eek: that is strange

[ziggles]

three security guys chasing a man with a gun, and not so far away a broken ride.

*really happened at dorney park*

[Nethero]

Hmmm, that's odd... the vast majority of people I worked with at Cedar Point enjoyed their jobs. The exceptions were usually the people who foolishly expected it would be all fun and no work. They typically didn't last long.

By the end of the season, a lot of the staff would be tired and would be saying that they weren't planning on coming back the following season. The following season, they'd be back, wondering how they managed to stay away for so long.

Can you say you are undoubtably right?

[The Ghost]

"Die!"

[kylr23]

"your banned from the park" thats a deffinate

[aeromike15]

thrill seeker- Woah! I didn't know it went backwards!
Ride OP- Errr.... Its not suposed to do that!

[Small Print]

Do most of them have to contain the ride going wrong with the ride op being to blame or not knowing what's going on?

[aeromike15]

something going on with the ride always has something to do with the ride OP, my mate at alton towers 3 weks ago, he went on nemesis, when the car started moving, the restraints came up, and hes shoutin, why is this up! A cast member comes along and says "don;t worry, the ride op acciedntly leaned on a button" this ain;t a joke!

[-NGS-]

Do most of them have to contain the ride going wrong with the ride op being to blame or not knowing what's going on?

All of the unfunny ones.

[RCT~Hero]

OP: See you back here in 2 mins 50 seconds

You: But this ride is only 1 min

[dementedbear]

WHAT!?:mad::down:

[-NGS-]

:bulb:

[RCT~Hero]

Haha I KNEW that was dumb

[-NGS-]

So even though your foresaw the reaction to the "joke", you decided to post it anyway?

Take a good long time to think before doing this again.

[RCT~Hero]

Im just havin some fun, calm down

[-NGS-]

Fun=great. But idiocy=not great.

[RCT~Hero]

You calling me an idiot?

[-NGS-]

As a matter of fact, I am.

[RCT~Hero]

Can we get back on topic so this doesn't get closed

[Small Print]

Can we get back on topic so this doesn't get closed

But then Season 3 starts!

[RCT~Hero]

Haha (sarcasm?)

[nickdaegg]

OOOOOOH, Season 3? I can't wait. Literally. Cannot wait. I just can't do it. It's impossible for me to wait any longer.

Roll on S3!

[RCT~Hero]

Lol!

[dementedbear]

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM.



LOLLLLL, that wwazz tres funni!!£W>

[nickdaegg]

Oh Mickey you are so fine you are so fine you blow my mind

[The Dave]

Oh Mickey!
Oh Mickey!

[nickdaegg]

You've been around all night, and that's a little long
You think you've got it right but I think you've got it wrong
Oh can't you say goodnight and leave me all alone Mickey

[kylr23]

girl:im going o sue you if my child falls off
op:1:your chld wont fall of ill make sure she wont
2:you cant sue me
3:yadyada
starts ride
girl stop the ride im suing you

[dementedbear]

This thread is conclusive proof that evolution doesn't get rid of stupid people.

[fathorse]

On the contrary, they breed faster because they don't consider the circumstances. Jules Verne would have nailed it on the head with the Time Machine if the Morlocks were a bunch of drooling retards and the Elai were 3 smart people hiding from them.

[KingdaKa1]

Peeps in line for Ka

Dad:Oh... I thought this was the line for Road Runner RR.
(Little Kids being launched 128MPH screaming their brains off)
Mom:It's so cool to see the little kids having fun
(Kids go flying off at top of 456Ft. Tower since the restraints are too big and they slip out)
Grandpa:Their having so much fun their jumping for joy!!!

[RCT~Hero]

Lol, gee I wonder how many times this will be “picked up”

I just did it because the other one got closed...I could imagine it' TYWWTHAATP Season 23!

EDIT: The season finale will be on June 30th, everyone post your funniest for the finale

[Azn_warrior]

*On Kingda Ka"
Ride op: all people with back pains, pregnancies, recent surgeries, a fear of heights, and people who hate 90 degree drops please come on this ride!!

[The Ghost]

"U.S. Healthcare."

[dementedbear]

*On Kingda Ka"
Ride op: all people with back pains, pregnancies, recent surgeries, a fear of heights, and people who hate 90 degree drops please come on this ride!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOLLLLLL!!!!!

[-NGS-]

Horizontal scroll makes baby cry.

[dementedbear]

Lol, exactly, but if there ever was a thread that needed to burdened with side-scroll...

[RCT~Hero]

*On Perilous Plunge*
Ride OP comes to the other
Ride OP 1: Sir their is a body in the water
Ride OP 2: (sarcasticly) GEE, what a suprise

(alot of people have died on Perilous Plunge)

[dementedbear]

^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOLLLLLL!!!!!

....

[RCT~Hero]

Remember, post you best ones on the 30th

[Small Print]

Remember, post you best ones on the 30th

Stop telling us what to do.:mad:

Here, it's "Post your (you even) bests ones on 30th", in CC, it's "Here, you will discuss this, that", stop telling everybody what to do.

[Harpo]

[QUOTE=JesusofSuburbia;9032783(alot of people have died on Perilous Plunge)[/QUOTE]

One is "alot" (sic)? And here I thought one was the loneliest number. I wasn't aware it was a lot. How silly of me.

[-NGS-]

Let that be a lesson to you, JesusofSuburbia; NEVER mess with Harpo.

[Crowheart]

Well..alot is not a specific number, it's relative to how high a person can count..:D

[Harpo]

Let that be a lesson to you, JesusofSuburbia; NEVER mess with Harpo.

Yeah, that Harpo guy is a real pain in the neck, and total troublemaker! Only way to keep him quiet is to keep him riding roller coasters.

There's a charity group called KHOAST -- Keep Harpo On All Sorts of Thrills -- that is taking up a collection to ensure that Harpo is constantly riding roller coasters, and is therefore being less of a nuissance on message boards. Please, make a difference -- donate generously to this worthwhile cause! :D

[Cedar Point]

Cedar Point's wondering why Harpo's talking in the third person.

[Harpo]

Shhhh, don't tell anyone. It's a secret. :confused: Just trying to throw investigators off the scent! I don't want anyone to find out that it's a sneaky way to try and get the funds to visit more amusement parks. Be sure you don't tell anyone, or it'll blow the whole scheme!

[RCT~Hero]

Haha

[cchiic]

Ride inspector inspecting Everest: Why is there red stuff on the yeti?
(Hear scream and big gulp. Then roar)

[Crowheart]

i truely work at a theam park

I think this one is the winner..;)

[MyGirlPepper]

Overheard in line for top thrill dragster, Manager to maintenance man, "I'm sorry Bob, this is the last time I'm going to warn you about sleeping on the job!!next time , you're fired"

[p8ntball]

"Welcome to SixFlags!"

[jaronamo70]

(*thunder, lightning, etc*)

Ride Op: Wait, I'm supposed to close this ride for bad weather, right?

(*screams & crunching metal*)

[RCT~Hero]

Thats were IT happened

[dementedbear]

I think this one is the winner..;)

Lol, I would have to agree.

[The Ghost]

Dick Cheney at Disneyland's Frontierland: "I'm next up for the shooting gallery!"
:eek2:

[-NGS-]

"Welcome to SixFlags!"

It's been said. :bored:

[p8ntball]

It's been said. :bored:

Didnt notice.:bored:

[dementedbear]

Dick Cheney at Disneyland's Frontierland: "I'm next up for the shooting gallery!"

That ain't too bad.

Better than the, 'ride op: duz this coaster go upsidedown? i 4got 2 secure the restraints LOLLL!!' ones.

[cchiic]

"Welcome to SixFlags!"
I dont get it:bored:

[dementedbear]

Don't worry it's OK. They have a special place for people like you...

[p8ntball]

Don't worry it's OK. They have a special place for people like you...

I think we need that "adopt a noob" thread. I dont know if you ever saw that Demented, but it was pretty funny.

[dementedbear]

Lol, no wasn't aware of that.

Anyway I'm not really keen on adopting...I'm trying surrogacy to get my baby noob!

[p8ntball]

Lol, no wasn't aware of that.

Anyway I'm not really keen on adopting...I'm trying surrogacy to get my baby noob!

:haha:
And who would trust you with their noobs?
And how would that work? You cant get pregnant! Unless....What have you not told us...

[dementedbear]

Many terrible things ; )

[p8ntball]

Many terrible things ; )

Lets keep it that way.;)

[dementedbear]

You've got a deal!

[Nethero]

Janitor: *sweeps* "hmm...what the...John? What are you doing here. Never thought I'd sweep you off the floo...Oh my god where are your limbs? Ok hold on John we'll get through this. I really hope no one's watching me." *stuffs him into a tree and sweeps up the red.*
another Janitor: *Watering* "There you go flowers, come have your-" *body falls out in front of him.* "What the...John? Are you slacking off agai...Oh my god where are your limbs?..."

[RCT~Hero]

^Oh boy is season 3 going to be lame

[dementedbear]

^Oh boy is season 3 going to be lame

Hmmm...


*Next in line for Kingda Ka*
the train is at the top of the tower
Ride OP says, “Oh wait, THAT is the button that locks the restraints?
*hear screams*

Ride OP: Oh dear, is he still fixing the track?

Entertainer to kid: I have something special for u

OP: See you back here in 2 mins 50 seconds

You: But this ride is only 1 min

*On Perilous Plunge*
Ride OP comes to the other
Ride OP 1: Sir their is a body in the water
Ride OP 2: (sarcasticly) GEE, what a suprise

(alot of people have died on Perilous Plunge)

[Nethero]

^Oh boy is season 3 going to be lame

If they are all Ride OPs, yes. What's the point in making seasons for this thread though?

Intercom: "I have breaking news for all guests in the park. There is a rollercoaster car heading toward the waterfront cafe-"

*screams*

"-There are terrorists coming to bomb the parking lot-"

*screams*

"-The water supply has been contaminated with the sewage-"

*screams and gags*

"-Several park employees have gone on strike and are planning to cause a killing spree-"

*screams*

"-Timothy's mother has been lauched into an explosive box storage house-"

*screams and one person crying*

"-All the bottom supports of ________ have been demolished by an out of control bulldozer heading towards the mainstreet-"

*screams*

"-And the park manager has shot himself due to all the catastrophe-"

*screams*

"-Just kidding. I'm not really an employee I'm just a teenager who broke into an intercom house right next to the merry-go-round."

*guards come in and hold up guns*

"Ooops"

[RCT~Hero]

I understand but that was just lame and the season idea wasnt mine

[Albert Caine]

The other day at BGE a ride op pilled water all over the controls and the ride closed. lol
Ride Op: Alpengeist will be closed for the rest of the day due to technical problems. lol
True story.

[cchiic]

I think we need that "adopt a noob" thread. I dont know if you ever saw that Demented, but it was pretty funny.
Hey im no noob.:mad:

[dementedbear]

Hey im no noob.

This, I dont get it after P8ntball's decent Six Flags joke, and your sig that says, ''Someone show me how to make a cool signature'', says you are.

[kylr23]

guy you want to ride the greates ride in the world
girl um..sure
guy come with my between the gift shop and the rollercoaster no one knows aboult it
girl why are you unzipping your fly?

[dementedbear]

O.....K....

[-NGS-]

:bulb:

[Cedar Point]

Hey im no noob.:mad:
I beg to differ.

[Nethero]

That was just messed up.

[RCT~Hero]

Pretty funny

[p8ntball]

This, after P8ntball's decent Six Flags joke.

Tis' not my joke. I missesd the fact that someone else did it before me.

[Outtie]

You: Id like a burger and some fries please.
Worker: Here you go! (with a big smile)
You: Thanks...

you finish the burger and fries,

Friend 1: Hey did you read the news about the contaminated meat here?

[RCT~Hero]

LOL!!

[Outtie]

If that really happened to me, I would slap my friend.

[dementedbear]

You: Id like a burger and some fries please.
Worker: Here you go! (with a big smile)
You: Thanks...

you finish the burger and fries,

Friend 1: Hey did you read the news about the contaminated meat here?


Yey!! Fresh blood, but no brains! Just the way I like them.

[RCT~Hero]

Its been awhile since a good 1 like that

[Outtie]

Friend: Hey did you know this ride was a shuttle loop?
You: Yeah.
OP: And here we go!!

chain pull you and your friend up, and derails from the top of track...

OP: Well, they did say it was a "shuttle" loop!?

[RCT~Hero]

I take it back

[cchiic]

This, after P8ntball's decent Six Flags joke, and your sig that says, ''Someone show me how to make a cool signature'', says you are.

Alright i changed it. I may be kinda new to these forums, but im no noob when it come to Rct. Watch my videos and you'll see.

[Small Print]

Friend: Hey did you know this ride was a shuttle loop?
You: Yeah.
OP: And here we go!!

chain pull you and your friend up, and derails from the top of track...

OP: Well, they did say it was a "shuttle" loop!?

I'd love to hear that!:heart:

[Nethero]

"...And to make your ride on the River Rapids more memorable, we've replaced the water with liquidised pig afterbirth".



"Please keep your arms inside the train.....and the first one of you who screams will be shot".

[kylr23]

"...And to make your ride on the River Rapids more memorable, we've replaced the water with liquidised pig afterbirth".



"Please keep your arms inside the train.....and the first one of you who screams will be shot".

:D:up:nice one

guy walks up to a popcorn vender
vender:what would it be sir?
guy a lemonade and a small popcorn
vender gets the stuff
guy hey this lemonade looks a little to yellow and my popcorn is gone
vender o the guy who give us the suff is a monkey

[-NGS-]

Alright i changed it. I may be kinda new to these forums, but im no noob when it come to Rct. Watch my videos and you'll see.

Your overuse of the same trees, bad landscaping, lack of variety in scenery, and unrealistic layouts fail to impress me. :bored:

[p8ntball]

Your overuse of the same trees, bad landscaping, lack of variety in scenery, and unrealistic layouts fail to impress me. :bored:

I lost count of inversions, I wanna say 11 or 12.=/

[Crowheart]

My entry:

"Welcome to season 3 of things you wouldn't want to hear in an amusement park"

[kylr23]

now go home

[RCT~Hero]

^^oh so true

[Nethero]

"Yes the park manager...yeah he has a pencil lodged in his-" Elevator door closes

Intercom "It's _____'s birthday. Let's all sing for him. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to yooooou. Happy Birthday dear..."

[Outtie]

Ride OP: Yeah, we replaced the water in the river rapid with acid.
WARNING SIGN: Keep all lose articles inside lockers located to your right. Keep all body parts inside car at all times, or else....

[dementedbear]

Hey guys, remember to post your best for the 30th LOLZZZ!!

[RCT~Hero]

Lol, I just wanna get RCT456 off my back

and wow, 7 pgs

[kylr23]

demented bear:hey your looking for test dummys for maveric?
guy sure hope on it

comes back dead
guy sucker we purpously did the element and did it wrong so every one will die mlahahahahaha....
gard:i hurd that

[dementedbear]

Did you just kill me on Maverick?

[Nethero]

I thought he killed a talking demented bear.

[RCT~Hero]

I thought that killed the thread... no wait, that already happened

[dementedbear]

I thought he killed a talking demented bear.

You wah?

[The Ghost]

"...And to make your ride on the River Rapids more memorable, we've replaced the water with liquidised pig afterbirth".



"Please keep your arms inside the train.....and the first one of you who screams will be shot".

You stole that from Frogpole! :down:

[Nethero]

You stole that from Frogpole! :down:

I didn't steal it I gave him the credit...didn't I. Maybe I forgot. Yeah credit for that goes to Frogpole.

[dementedbear]

Lol. It did sound a bit too witty....

[RCT~Hero]

^Lol

[Nethero]

Lol. It did sound a bit too witty....

Are you kidding it sounded like a felony. Well maybe CRIMINAL genuis.

[Dormouse]

Guy on front of Millenium Force train: "Mmm them bugs tasted GOOD!"

[Nethero]

Waiter about to give me food: "Oh my god is that the president?" *well there goes my food*

Guy in his car: "Hey can't a guy get some sleep around here!? Everything is so noisy!"

[RCT~Hero]

WTF:down:

[kylr23]

guy:well this show is lame who in the world puts tvs in a quie line and make us watch this piece of crap...

some other guy your right this thread should be CLOSED! its verry degrading

[Nethero]

WTF:down:

Tell me about it

You: "What's being built here?"

Mechanic: "An indoor adventure ride."

You: "What's it called?"

Mechanic: "Revenge of the after-shave"

[dementedbear]

Since when has aftershave deserved some form of vengeance?

And it does a pretty damn good job of stinging you anyhow...

[Nethero]

Have you seen Jurassic Park?

[RCT~Hero]

Pretty good

[RCT456]

aww i hope u all will play in the new season

[Boston]

Here's one I heard at Disneyworld the other day, quoted from our awesome ride-op at the front doors to Stich's Great Escape.

"Please move all the way forward, and do not cross the yellow line. If you do, we will place you in a small room and force you to listen to 'It's a Small World' for the rest of the day."

:haha: It goes without saying that that was the most entertaining part of the ride.... :bored:

[-LiLDaReDeViL5-]

Announcement at Gate of Holiday World:"Welcome to Holiday World in jolly holly Sanata Claus,Indiana.The Voyage will be closed today,tommorrow and all of your visit here.Also,remember that most of the Raven's restraints are stuck open,but that should provide great airtime.Thank You,and have a great day at Holiday World"

[Nethero]

*Ride is over*

"Thanks for joining us and make sure you exit through the emergency exit over there. Once again remember to take all loose belongings with you. All belongings that are left on the ride will be considered a gift. One last reminder, the gum under some of the seats are not for you to eat. We do not want anymore head stuck to the seats. Enjoy the rest of your day at . . . um . . . is this Disney Land?"

[RCT~Hero]

Funny

[Nethero]

Just to make sure I brought my hidden tag spray along with me

*psssssssssh*

Funny

I KNEW IT!:p

[RCT~Hero]

Actully I liked that one

[snowspeeder_89]

Ride Opp: Top Thrill Dragster is currently down.....o wait, its fixed.

Guy: Fixed it.

Ride Opp: Do you work here?

Guy: No, but I did say at a holiday in express last night. I just shut down the rollback breaks. That launch fin shoulded get stuck up now.

Ride: Arms Down......

[Nethero]

I didn't get that one.

Intercom: "Attetion victims we have good news and bad news. I'll start with the bad news. Top Thrill Dragster is stuck at the top of the track but the ones riding it should have enough gum to eat till we save 'em. Maverick broke off its track and is now stuck before the tunnel but at least the restraints were stuck open so the riders could get out. And millenium force's brakes broke off, but we'll let the guests keep riding it without having to pay. As for the good news . . . well . . . I just saved 100% on car insurence by swiching...to "No Car Insurance".

[DreamTheater2005]

EDIT:: Didn't look at Nethero's post...

[Nethero]

Did you just attempt at taking my joke?

[DreamTheater2005]

Read my edit.

EDIT:: Didn't look at Nethero's post...

[Nethero]

First I'm too late now I'm too early?! Someone post another joke before the crowd eats me.

[DreamTheater2005]

This is a joke.


<= Six flags left.

Aww man!

[Nethero]

Blonde trys to go to six flags and sees this.

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/9131/sevenflagsyl1.png

Blonde is disapointed and turns back home.

Notice: Graffitti is a terrible thing. Please think of the blondes next time you do it.

[RCT~Hero]

Haha

[nickdaegg]

Just 10 days until the Finale! Rack those brains everyone!

[RCT~Hero]

lol!

[-NGS-]

Ok, honestly, the "lol"s and "good"s after every post are getting kinda old...

[Nethero]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/9131/sevenflagsyl1.png

So are the sixes and sevens, but that doesn't seem to stop us.

[The Dave]

Ok, honestly, the "lol"s and "good"s after every post are getting kinda old...
Lol...That's a good one. :up:

[Nethero]

Guy: "Hey isn't there supposed to be a ride operator on that ride?"
Employee: "There is. He's been riding it for quite some time now."

[dementedbear]

I don't often wish people to die in horrendous pain, but...

[Nethero]

Maybe we should just SPAM up the drift thread instead.

[RCT~Hero]

What if we spamed the next “season” and maybe get it closed

[-NGS-]

Or maybe we could just not post in it to avoid looking like stooges...:rolleyes:

[Nethero]

Perhaps get a different account to hide ourselves and then SPAM it up.

Vendor: "Can I help you?"
Man: "Yeah, can I have the love handles, double chin, and...some blubber?"
Vendor: "Do you want the double blubber?"
Man: "Sure."
Woman: "And I'll have the same thing, but instead of the blubber can I get some thunder thighs, and a badonkadonk butt?"
Vendor: "Please wait for your order."

[raptorrvnge4928]

Perhaps get a different account to hide ourselves and then SPAM it up.

Vendor: "Can I help you?"
Man: "Yeah, can I have the love handles, double chin, and...some blubber?"
Vendor: "Do you want the double blubber?"
Man: "Sure."
Woman: "And I'll have the same thing, but instead of the blubber can I get some thunder thighs, and a badonkadonk butt?"
Vendor: "Please wait for your order."

Yeah I think that Subway commercial is hillarious too... :p

Vender: "Do you want the badongadonk butt or the BADONKADONK butt?"
Woman: "I'll have just the badonkadonk butt..."

[RCT~Hero]

^^Lets do that

[fathorse]

Or maybe we could just not post in it to avoid looking like stooges...:rolleyes:
Or again, you could prove the existence of God by there not being a new thread in the first place. The fact that 57% of the people at the time of this post voted yes they would post shows me that somewhere, retards are breeding out of control.
Eugenics now!

[RCT~Hero]

no new ones?

[nickdaegg]

Everyone's saving theirs for the 30th.

Which, BTW I can't WAIT for! I mean, so many high quality posts in one day. Whooh, it's gonna be a humdinger of a day! ROLL ON THE 30TH!

:bored:

[RCT~Hero]

Haha, lets just mess up the next thread

[Crispylad]

Heres one.

Ride op.All clear?
Another op.No I need the restrooms.
Main op.ok go ahead.
Riders:ah come on!
op:ok.
:Ride luanches:Oh snap we forgot the restrains again!

[RCT~Hero]

I think I just died a little inside

[Crispylad]

Lol why?lol ROFL

[nickdaegg]

lol!

[dementedbear]

And a ZOMG for good measure...

[nickdaegg]

R:bored:FLDEME

[-NGS-]

Haha, lets just mess up the next thread
No, let's let the next thread die, instead of continuing immaturity...

I think I just died a little inside
LOL WHERD U *** UP WITH THAT? And it actually wasn't that bad; at least he had some origionality with the bathrooms gag.

[Nethero]

LOLZ it's almost time guyz. Eberyone got their good ones ready?

[Small Print]

Everyone missed it!

(Well, if you're in Greenwich Mean Time, that is.)

[Nethero]

I've been pretty busy. It seems everyone lost their fire.

[jaronamo70]

Is there really going to be a season three? Because if there is, it's going to get nothing but spam.

Just a warning;).

[RCT~Hero]

Ya *sigh* there is, its gunna be by RCT456, this thread has gotten its 9 pgs worth so, i dont care if u post

[Nethero]

Guy 1: "Hey I heard some explosions is everything alright?"
Ride Op: "Yeah.....Hollywood wanted to use Millenium force for a sequal shot to a movie."
Guy 1: "What movie?"
*BOOOOOOOM*
Voice: "YIIIIPEEKIIIAAAAA MOTHA*****!!!!!!!!"

[Crispylad]

Guy 1: "Hey I heard some explosions is everything alright?"
Ride Op: "Yeah.....Hollywood wanted to use Millenium force for a sequal shot to a movie."
Guy 1: "What movie?"
*BOOOOOOOM*
Voice: "YIIIIPEEKIIIAAAAA MOTHA*****!!!!!!!!"

....

[Nethero]

Well at least I brought it back to subject.

Announcer: "We're sorry, but ACDC couldn't make it here tonight. What we have instead is a comedian from that......place right next to Wendys, you know."

Commedian: "Why did the blonde put lipstick on her head?







She wanted to make up her mind."

Crowd: *BOOOOOOOOO*

[RCT~Hero]

well, season 3 started so move on over their i guess,

^that was a good one

[Nethero]

I edited a part I missed.