Ziggy Stardust
03-11-2008, 12:44 PM
Bars Find Unique Way To Beat New Smoking Ban (http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_20366.aspx)
Friday March 7, 2008
CityNews.ca Staff
Whatever your feeling on smoking bans, you kind of have to admire the way some bars in Minnesota are getting around their state's tough new restrictions on the practice. Like Toronto, Minnesota has banned smoking in its pubs and nightclubs, but the legislators did leave one loophole - actors on stage are allowed to light up a cigarette if it's something their characters would do in the context of a play.
And therein lies the nefarious plot of this multi-act drama.
Some bars, faced with the dilemma of having to tell their patrons to butt out or leave, have decided on an alternate plan that's as devious as it is bizarre. They've officially proclaimed their evenings 'theatre nights' and designated all their customers as 'actors', insisting they're part of a 'play' being performed at the establishments. And as members of the 'cast', they're legitimately allowed to light up.
The obvious ploy hasn't fooled anyone, of course, but it seems to have taken on a life of its own. Some pubs have begun printing up playbills and encouraging their customers to come in costume, getting into a spirit of the protest while using real spirits. Many have embraced the ridiculous idea, speaking in accents and improvising, all with plumes of smoke emanating from between their fingers.
One spot even put up a sign reading "Props Department". What was located there? Ashtrays for those whose characters feel the need to smoke.
But even those whose "extras" sit around smoking and drinking like before are claiming - in their best Jon Lovitz-impression - "I was acting!"
"They're playing themselves before Oct. 1," explains Brian Bauman, who owns a bar called The Rock. "You know, before there was a smoking ban. We call the production, 'Before the Ban!'"
At another night spot, owner Lisa Anderson has gone all out to attract her own group of local 'thespians.' "I was dressed in a Victorian dress with the old fluffy thing that weighs 500 pounds," she recalls. "We had some fairies and some pirates and a group of girls - I'm not sure what they were, but they had big boas and flashy makeup ... It's turned into the funnest thing I can imagine."
Another watering hole has dubbed its 'performances' "The Tobacco Monologues."
So far, about 30 establishments have adopted the idea and it's not something authorities are toasting. They intend to stop the practice, warning fines as high as $10,000 will be levied for those caught breaking the rules. "The law was enacted to protect Minnesotans from the serious health effects of secondhand smoke," state Health Commissioner Sanne Magnan relates. "It is time for the curtain to fall on these theatrics."
But it's obvious the idea is getting rave reviews from some. Many of the bars that have opted to take advantage of the situation say their business has increased, with Anderson noting her profits went from $500 when the ban took effect to $2,000 once the theatre nights began.
Despite the bad reviews from critics, there's no sign these 'plays' will be closing anytime soon.
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Friday March 7, 2008
CityNews.ca Staff
Whatever your feeling on smoking bans, you kind of have to admire the way some bars in Minnesota are getting around their state's tough new restrictions on the practice. Like Toronto, Minnesota has banned smoking in its pubs and nightclubs, but the legislators did leave one loophole - actors on stage are allowed to light up a cigarette if it's something their characters would do in the context of a play.
And therein lies the nefarious plot of this multi-act drama.
Some bars, faced with the dilemma of having to tell their patrons to butt out or leave, have decided on an alternate plan that's as devious as it is bizarre. They've officially proclaimed their evenings 'theatre nights' and designated all their customers as 'actors', insisting they're part of a 'play' being performed at the establishments. And as members of the 'cast', they're legitimately allowed to light up.
The obvious ploy hasn't fooled anyone, of course, but it seems to have taken on a life of its own. Some pubs have begun printing up playbills and encouraging their customers to come in costume, getting into a spirit of the protest while using real spirits. Many have embraced the ridiculous idea, speaking in accents and improvising, all with plumes of smoke emanating from between their fingers.
One spot even put up a sign reading "Props Department". What was located there? Ashtrays for those whose characters feel the need to smoke.
But even those whose "extras" sit around smoking and drinking like before are claiming - in their best Jon Lovitz-impression - "I was acting!"
"They're playing themselves before Oct. 1," explains Brian Bauman, who owns a bar called The Rock. "You know, before there was a smoking ban. We call the production, 'Before the Ban!'"
At another night spot, owner Lisa Anderson has gone all out to attract her own group of local 'thespians.' "I was dressed in a Victorian dress with the old fluffy thing that weighs 500 pounds," she recalls. "We had some fairies and some pirates and a group of girls - I'm not sure what they were, but they had big boas and flashy makeup ... It's turned into the funnest thing I can imagine."
Another watering hole has dubbed its 'performances' "The Tobacco Monologues."
So far, about 30 establishments have adopted the idea and it's not something authorities are toasting. They intend to stop the practice, warning fines as high as $10,000 will be levied for those caught breaking the rules. "The law was enacted to protect Minnesotans from the serious health effects of secondhand smoke," state Health Commissioner Sanne Magnan relates. "It is time for the curtain to fall on these theatrics."
But it's obvious the idea is getting rave reviews from some. Many of the bars that have opted to take advantage of the situation say their business has increased, with Anderson noting her profits went from $500 when the ban took effect to $2,000 once the theatre nights began.
Despite the bad reviews from critics, there's no sign these 'plays' will be closing anytime soon.
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