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Garfield 06
04-01-2008, 11:59 PM
In a stunning move today, Cedar Fair properties bought out every park owned by the Six Flags corporation in the countiguous United States. The move, apperently brought upon by "A move that had been in the cards for months" according to Dick Kinzel, was made official today at a press conference in Sandusky, Ohio, home of the the offices for the massive chain. "We Felt the timing was right" Kinzel announced. Plans have not been fully set yet, though it is believed that parks in Missouri, Kentucky, and New York will be sold or shut down. It is also apperently in the cards to contiue many of the updates at the current parks, including the highly publicized X makeover at Magic Mountain in California. The C.E.O. of Six Flags did not wish to comment, though it was noted that he sobbed while driving away from the confrence. As of now, plans are being made to lay off many of the high-ranking employee's in the Six Flags Company.
-Associated Pres.

WHEEEE! :noob:

BTW, Anyone Play Any Good Pranks Yet?:)

G-:rolleyes:6
tycooner55
04-02-2008, 12:01 AM
I will restrain myself from making a fail comment. :bored:
Maylene
04-02-2008, 12:04 AM
umm yea fail :down:
Garfield 06
04-02-2008, 12:41 AM
I tried to make it obvious. I didn't want to really tick people off. Whoops om my part!
Maylene
04-02-2008, 12:54 AM
lmao chill :p
Garfield 06
04-02-2008, 12:57 AM
Chilled like an Iced Mocha...:cool:
Yep, I couldn't even type that right. :bulb:
Rupeeman
04-02-2008, 02:54 AM
I knew it was a prank when I first saw the title.:haha:
KingVeveraine
04-02-2008, 07:02 AM
Wasn't april fools yesterday?
rb2112br
04-02-2008, 08:58 AM
Yes, April Fool's Day was yesterday, but this thread was also started yesterday.
Fbh007
04-02-2008, 09:37 AM
I looked at Six Flags' website,there is no article talking about Cedar Fair bought Six Flags.
April Fool's day
SnooSnoo
04-02-2008, 12:30 PM
I looked at Six Flags' website,there is no article talking about Cedar Fair bought Six Flags.
April Fool's day

Thank you Captain Obvious.
TheFreshEffect
04-02-2008, 01:25 PM
Gwad bless our captain!
KingVeveraine
04-02-2008, 01:35 PM
Yes, April Fool's Day was yesterday, but this thread was also started yesterday.

Mine says "Today 3:59".

Aggh! It was thoes annoying timezones again!
TheSkipper
04-02-2008, 03:06 PM
Fail, Park closed...