Corrupt a Wish

[Godzilla 10K]

How to Play: The first person names a wish, and the next person grants the wish, but with a bad side effect.

Example:
Member 1: I wish I had tacos.
Member 2: Wish granted, but now you have heartburnz!
Member 2: I wish for lemonz

And so on.



Kay, I wish I had a vending machine.

[Dragongk2]

wish granted, but you get bad tooth!

I wish I had a good size HDMI to play with video game. :p

[DroutTrigger]

wish granted, but now you can't save any files of the games that you play.

I wish there was a good movie.

[Dragongk2]

wish granted, but now you hate it after you watched it.

I wish Godzilla was real, not just a film movie.

[Battra Boy]

Wish granted! He's about to destory the world! :dark:

I wish I was rich...

[Dragongk2]

Wish granted, but you cannot buy the happiness with money...

I wish I am sad. :p

[Lightning Strike]

Granted, but now you will eat your sorrows away to morbid obesity!

I wish I has immune to diseases and infections.

[Dragongk2]

wish granted, but you will dies when your time are come.

I wish I am a friendly dragon. XP

[Battra Boy]

Wish Granted, You now get bullied by the other dragons.

I wish I could fly...

[nuclearninja221]

Wish granted, now go find a plane or something to crash into!

I wish I had some power that lets me con people.

[Godzilla73rules]

Wish granted, but if someone finds you out you're screwed...

I wish I had powers like Hancock...

[Godzilla 10K]

Wish granted, but it turns out you were just smoking blunts and taking steroids.

I wish I had a PS3

[Godzilla73rules]

Wish granted, but it's broken

I wish I had bat wings

[KingCaesar09]

Granted, but they are broken :p

I wish I could transform into a kaiju
It could be useful, you know, for kicking the ass of those who bother you :D

[Godzilla 10K]

wish granted, but you collapse into yourself from such enormous weight

i wish i had cheese

[Uberzilla 3.0]

Wish granted. It's spoiled.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

[Kalebknecht]

Granted, but it throws **** at you.


I wish that this wish cannot be corrupted in any way shape or form.

[Uberzilla 3.0]

Wish granted. You get nothing.

I wish I didn't have acne.

[Godzilla 10K]

wish granted, but you get AIDS instead and die

I wish i loled at that

[Dragongk2]

Wish granted, but you get hurts from laugh too much.

I wish this thread are keep alive.

[Godzilla 10K]

wish granted, but every other thread in the forum dies

i wish blue would come back :(

[Godzilla73rules]

wish granted, but he hates us and starts spamming to "bannation"

I wish for pizza

[nuclearninja221]

Wish granted, but the cheese is so hot it melts your teeth on the first bite.

I wi5h for teh peeplz to sp33k likes 7hi5!
(Not really.)

[Godzilla 10K]

wish granted, but the people get irritated at it and kick you out of the forums

EDIT: I wish I didnt forget to make a wish :P

[Godzilla73rules]

wish granted, but you did forget. noob

I wish for toilet paper

[nuclearninja221]

Wish granted, but you already took a dump.

I wish I had a good wish to make.

[DroutTrigger]

wish granted, but it gets corrupted

I wish for a Giant Super Robot to save the world from its destruction.

[tohofan]

wish granted, but it gets a virus and destroyes the world itself

I wish I was a skilled swordsman

[who149]

Wish Granted, But now everyone you love fears you..

I wish I had a job.

[tohofan]

Wish granted, but your pay sucks

I wish I had The new Silent Hill

[DroutTrigger]

wish granted, but it doesnt work

I Wish to eat a cheeseburger

[tohofan]

Wish granted, but the meat wasnt cooked and you got food poisning

I wish that my sprite comic gets new interest

[who149]

Wish granted, but flamers come the next day,

Wish I could draw a little better.

[Godzilla73rules]

Wish granted, but now job finding is harder and lower artists envy you

I wish I could shoot flames from my ass at will

[who149]

Wish granted, But now it hurts whenever you sit down..

I wish I had the power to jump 50 feet in the air!

[Godzilla73rules]

Wish granted, but now you can't control how high you want to jump

I wish that all toasters toast toast

[who149]

Wish granted, but toast gets set on fire after words..

Wish I did not have to use spell check for everything I type..

[Godzilla73rules]

Wish granted, but now you'll look like a dork if you make a blatant mistake

I wish for pie

[tohofan]

wish granted, but you hated the flavors

[nuclearninja221]

I wish tohofan made a wish.

[who149]

Wish granted, but the wish was that You disappeared..

I wish I had Unlimted wishes!

[Godzilla 10K]

you do. and for not knowing that, you fail

i wish the world wasnt filled with idiots

[who149]

Wish granted, but then mankind sesise to exist (Everyone is an Idiot... Even you, Even me, Even the guy who right now is saying "but Im not!")

I wish I had a giant Hamster ball

[tohofan]

Wish granted, but the Hamster was also big and ate you

I wish that Metroid Fusion arrived in the mail tommorow

[Godzilla73rules]

Wish granted, but the cartridge is damaged

I wish that I could freeze people

[tohofan]

Wish granted, but your touch cant go away and you freeze your family

I wish that my hair would grow another 2 inches soon

[nuclearninja221]

Wisg granted, but it gets cut accidentally with radioactive scizzors that prevent it from growing back.

I wish that people would remember that the light at the end of the tunnel may be them.

[DroutTrigger]

wish granted but the light turns off.

I Wish for a Metal Sonic figure

[Uberzilla 3.0]

Wish granted. It breaks apart.

I wish I wasn't so picky about food.

[Dragongk2]

Wish granted, but you eats everything and overdo it.

I wish members would show me some good respect.

[DroutTrigger]

wish granted, but now they ignore you

i wish for the world to go to war

[Godzilla 10K]

wish granted, but it was only on your birthday

I wish kaiser would log on

[DroutTrigger]

wish granted, but now you loose Internet connection

wish for people to get along

[Dragongk2]

Wish granted, but they are hardly to talk about anything.

I wish one of member won't leave here.

[who149]

Wish granted, but 8 more leave instead

I wish for a monkey

[Dragongk2]

wish granted, but monkey are crazy over you.

I wish that who149 will not stop posting.

[Lightning Strike]

Granted, but he becomes a troll and annoys everyone in the community.

I wish that I had control over the weather.

[Dragongk2]

Wish granted, but you got killed by lightning by "oops".

I wish that I wish for nothing.

[who149]

Wish granted, but it takes you into a white existence filled with nothing, Nothing that ever was or will be..

I wish All Turkey to be turned into vanilla pudding.

[Dragongk2]

Haha good one for white existence :haha:

Wish granted, but it went bad and mold by all suddenly.

I wish for who149 be me and Dragongk2 be him. :p

[who149]

Wish granted, But then the voices in your head keep you up half the Night.

I wish the Brittan was swaped with the Word Remote ( 'Honey! I cant Find the Brittan! ')

[Dragongk2]

Wish granted, but they keep getting awkward situation.

I wish who149 do not post with any smileys.

[who149]

Errr Wish granted, But now I type full expressions instead *Laughs Menicaly!*

I wish someone would tell me I look sexy in a thong and bra.. (I'm a guy)

[Dragongk2]

Wish granted, but... a guy are gay/bi thinks you are sexy. :|
(no offense)

I wish member will offense me.

[who149]

wish granted, but your fat, ugly, and no one will ever love you save your mom..

I wish for someone to type there ENTIRE post BACKWARDS *laughs maniacly again*

[Dragongk2]

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:(...niaga lamron eb lliw tosp siht hisw I

[who149]

wish granted, but Normal is just a state of mind..

I wish cheese was made of chocolate!

[Dragongk2]

Wish granted, but its only chocolate, shaped of cheese.

I wish who149 will hit me without hurts for no reason.

[who149]

Wish granted *grabs bat smashing against forehead*, But now your in pain..

I wish hospitals took Pancakes as payment...

[Dragongk2]

wish granted, but they ate it.

I wish I will see who149's side of happy and laugh

[who149]

Wish granted, But the overdose of Hyper drives you crazy..

I wish I were in Emerald City (wizard of Oz)

[Dragongk2]

Wish granted, but its already destroyed in very long time ago, before you get there.

I wish I can sleep.

[godzillaMAN3000]

Wish Granted, but you will never wake up

I wish the girl in my avatar was real

[who149]

wish granted, but she dosen't like you at all

I wish I had 8 bucks

[godzillaMAN3000]

Wish Granted, but someone steals it from you five minutes later

I wish i could star in my own TV show

[tohofan]

Wish granted, but the show gets poor ratings

I wish that I could bring world peace

[Dragongk2]

Wish granted, but the war are back again, after that.

I wish that they can be get along that easy.

[tohofan]

wish granted, if I knew what you wanted

I wish that members would post in a way that makes sense.

[who149]

wish granted, but involves some people taking more time to type, causing a strange butterfly effect that ends up Killing Mr. T

I wish Chris Redfield and Leon Scott Kennedy were in the same game together..

[DroutTrigger]

wish granted, but now the game becomes the worst game ever made in history.

I wish for cupcake

[Tahukal]

Granted, but the cupcake is cursed and you become a flesheating zombie.

I wish for a cosmic cube.

[who149]

Wish granted, but it disapears takeing all of your stuff and your Kidney..

I wish I had a Kidney in a Jar!

[ZigraDude]

Wish granted, but it's your kidney!

I wish I could fly!

[Tahukal]

Granted, but the more you fly the shorter your lifespan.

I wish I could visit my friend in CO

[Godzilla73rules]

Wish granted, but he's busy

I wish I could get the episode of my series done faster...

[who149]

Wish Granted, but it because you worked so fast on it.. The quality is lacking, President Obama then See's it, and cries himself to sleep, Resigning as President.. The Following President is Corrupt and makes everyone work in a coal mine while he counts his money..

Slowly, one by one, the Human race begins to die off, thats when the Predators (from Predator) come and Invade earth, with our weakened Army, they easily take over and rule the world, ending Humanity..

I wish I had a duck

[Godzilla73rules]

Wish granted, but the duck was rabid.

I wish for a faster internet connection

[Uberzilla 3.0]

Wish granted, but you get worse viruses.

I wish I could travel through time without screwing up the future.

[Kalebknecht]

Granted, but your sex appeal gets ****ed up when you see something


I wish I was a rich man (Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaa!)

[who149]

wish granted, but do to the money balances of the world, you cause alot more people to lose money, leaving several people homeless and without food...

Soon enough, without people to buy food, shops start closing down, they run out of money, and starve to death..

Within a year, the world runs into chaos, and you get assassinated for your money.. Then the swine flu comes back and everyone dies..

I wish for a giant pencil

[Uberzilla 3.0]

(I didn't get what you said about me, but whatever.)

Wish granted, but you eventually lose it all.

I wish I had a pet raptor that didn't eat me.

[Kalebknecht]

Wish granted, but it only kills (not eat) you and makes you it's litter..... person.

I wish I had some mouthwash that I would never use

[who149]

^^ wish granted, but then the raptor attacks everyone you love, leaving you alone, and heart broken.. You can never have a Relationship of ANY level, as soon as you get near someone the raptor kills them.

Soon enough everyone in your town is dead, you cant stay there for there is nowhere you can get food.. You have to go town to town, with your raptor killing everyone you ever meet..

A month later, you cant stand the lonliness and kill yourself.


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^ wish Granted, but then the mouthwash gets jealous and kills you in your Sleep

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I wish I had a ham sandwich

[Godzilla73rules]

Wish granted, but the ham was bad and you needed to get your stomach pumped

I use for a maquette monster

[Kalebknecht]

?????...... You.... die...... somehow.....



I wish I did not have to be in pain

[tohofan]

wish granted, but you die as that is the only way to be free of pain

I wish that the domino effect of members leaving would stop soon before there are only a few of us left

[Kalebknecht]

Wish granted! :D


I wish my wish was not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not granted!

[Godzilla73rules]

Wish granted, but it turns out it already was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was WAS!!

I wish for either coffee or soda because it's 9:35 AM here...

[Kalebknecht]

You get soda mixed with coffee!



I wish I had an eyemouse

[tohofan]

wish granted, but there was a problem and it cam late

I wish that they weren't remaking the 1st Highlander film

[Godzilla73rules]

wish granted, but Cartoon Network is making cartoon spin-off of the original series

I wish to bore people to death

[tohofan]

Wish granted, but most of us are already to bored for you to affect us

I wish that I could stob having these splitting headaches I've been having.

[who149]

Wish granted, but then your explodes

I wish I had more Reslove to do stuff..

[tohofan]

wish granted, but you overwork yourself and die

I wish I didnt have to suffer migraines now.

[Godzilla73rules]

wish granted, but they'll come back in a few hours

I wish I have something to do that isn't bad or doesn't effect me negatively

[Godzilla 10K]

wish granted but something bad happens while you're doing it (:haha:)

I wish I wasn't so perverted lol

[tohofan]

wish granted, but now you are respected

I wish my newest rpg does well

[nuclearninja221]

Wish granted, but it does well cause it's a spam-fest.

I wish to have a pet pterodactyl.

[tohofan]

wish granted, but it kills you

I wish I was healthier

[Bio-Orga]

wish granted, but now your dead

I wish I was rich

[subzerosmokerai]

wish granted but you have nothing to spend it on.

I wish I was a stick figure.

[Varan58]

Wish granted, but when you bend over you snap in half.

I wish G-Fest was held every month

[Bio-Orga]

Wish granted, now your broke

I wish Chappelle show was still on

[subzerosmokerai]

wish granted but now his jokes are mediocre

I wish mind of mencia was still on

[tohofan]

Wish granted, but it sucks

I wish people would join my new rpg

[Kalebknecht]

I wish I wasn't so perverted lol

Don't get me started on me before my hiatus....


Granted, but I don't


I wish I could tell my story

[Zilla2007]

Granted, but theres dancing tubas everywhere.

I wish the tooth fairy was real.

[Bio-Orga]

Wish granted, but she takes all your teeth

I wish Atari would make a good next-gen game

[Battra Boy]

Wish granted, but it destroys consoles

I wish I had a Ferrari...

[Lightning Strike]

Granted, but so do all the criminals in this world, and they steal it.

I wish that my body could function perfectly without requiring sleep.

[Battra Boy]

Wish granted, but your mind turns to mush.

I wish I could breakdance...

[tohofan]

wish granted, but you slip and break your neck.

I wish that my school didnt make us read books over summer vacation

[ZigraDude]

Wish granted, but you still have a ton of Math homework.

I wish I was famous.

[tohofan]

Wish granted, but you are constently hounded by the paparatzi

I wish that I had a girlfriend

[Spiny]

Wish granted, but she turns out to be a rapist/axe murderer


I wish i didn't wish this wish

[Godzilla73rules]

wish granted, but you'll wish for something that WILL be negative...

I wish to wake up

[tohofan]

Wishgranted, but you wake up strapped to a lab table in a room full of slow-dancing aliens

I wish I had the Conduit

[Godzilla 10K]

Wish granted, but your console blows up

I wish for some more brawls against you (Toho)

[Spiny]

Wish granted, but a rougue fireball will come out of the screen and kill you

I wish the next poster will post a positive reply to my wish

[Battra Boy]

Wish granted, But a brick flys through the window and hits you in the face. :) :p

I wish I had a chicken..

[Godzilla73rules]

Wish granted, but it has knives for talons

I wish I had juice

[tohofan]

Wish granted, but it was poisoned

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Godzilla73rules]

Wish granted, but now you're a target for bigger fish

I wish I was a rat to poison people

[tohofan]

wish granted, but you never get on the ship to start the plauge

I wish that I didnt have allergies.

[DroutTrigger]

wish granted, but now you have migraine
I wish I was on the moon

[tohofan]

wish granted, but you cant breath

I wish that nothing was wrong with me

[Godzilla73rules]

Wish granted, but now there's something wrong with the rest of your family

I wish for more Godzilla fandom on these forums

[tohofan]

wish granted, but now we cant talk about anything else

I wish that the girlfriend I get was hot

[ZigraDude]

Wish granted, but it turns out she's a man.

I wish I was rich.

[Varan58]

Wish granted, but a giant stack of money falls on you and you die.

I wish MST3K was still around

[fireRodan]

^wish granted, only he's meaner and a douchebag


I wish I didn't have a wish

[nuclearninja221]

Wish granted, but new ownership turns it bad.

I wish to fight someone here the next time I'm on brawl.

[fireRodan]

Wish granted only they have cheat codes and you don't land a punch



I wish I couldn't fly

[gdf]

wish granted, you can now swim underwater at deep depths

I wish I had a robot army(lotta stuff in there)

[fireRodan]

wish granted, you can now swim underwater at deep depths

I wish I had a robot army(lotta stuff in there)
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not very corrupt





^wish granted, there lazy, stupid and pathetic and can be beaten by mere children


I wish I could redo my wish

[who149]

Wish granted, but You forgot you were even given a 1st wish and wish for the same thing..

I wish That my drawing would come alive!

[fireRodan]

^ they die immediately cause they have nothing to keep them alive



I wish for a something bad to happen

[who149]

Wish Granted, But not to anyone you know.. making as if your wish was never granted

I wish for a perfect wish!

[DroutTrigger]

wish granted, but now you cant do anymore wishes.

I wish i was a superhero

[Spiny]

Wish granted, but Stan lee owns your sorry ass

I wish the next poster would be banned

[Battra Boy]

Wish not granted, you get banned for dividing and conquering :p

I wish I was invincible.

[Spiny]

Wish granted, but you die in the process >.<

I wish it was opposite day (This will confuse you!)

[Godzilla73rules]

Wish granted, but now you die from suffocation from doing the opposite of both living and breathing

I wish for a cure of a killer disease

[ZigraDude]

Wish granted, but the cure sparks a new drug.

I wish I had a ton of Godzilla figures.

[Flaming Gohan]

Wish Granted, but you never go outside your room ever again.

I wish my wish had no bad side effect

[tohofan]

wish granted, but the thread kills you for disobaying it

I wish that I had a wish

[Flaming Gohan]

Granted, but your wish was used up by wishing for it

I wish I had the Sims 3:(

[tohofan]

wish granted, but your disk is scratched

I wish that I knew who else to put on my newest album

[nuclearninja221]

Wish granted, but then a bad version of their song file messes up your album.

I wish for $10.

[Flaming Gohan]

Granted, but it's in Rocks

I wish for NG2

[tohofan]

wish granted, but it dissapoints you

I wish I was slimmer

[Spiny]

Wish granted, but you see it as an excuse to eat more and you get even fatter than before

I wish somone would post the Heisei bloopers so I can laugh at destroyah's epic failure!

[mbgumby28]

Wish granted, but it won't be posted here.


I wish I was very athletic.

[tohofan]

Wish granted, but you loose your inteligence to it

I wish I was a better Brawler with Lucario

[mbgumby28]

Wish granted, but you'll only be better with him by .01%

I wish I didn't need glasses.

[tohofan]

Wish granted, but you dont need them because your now blind

I wish that thw world was at peace

[who149]

wish granted, but everyone has to dies.

I wish my sleep patterns went back to normal ( 8AM to Midnight rather then 2PM to 3AM)

[tohofan]

wish granted, but your mind breaks from the shock

I wish that the confirmed release date for the new Wii resident evil was out

[who149]

wish granted, but the date turns out being 8 years from now.

I wish I wasn't addicted to caffeine.

[tohofan]

Wish granted, but you fall into a sleep so deep you never wake up

I wish that I could come up with an uncoruptable wish

[who149]

Wish granted, but the wish is already too Bad Too corrupt

I wish for a Life of happiness

[who149]

-accidental Double post-

[tohofan]

Wish granted, but you become bored with that happiness

I wish that I never got sick again

[who149]

Wish granted, but your immunity system dies, making it so that any germ kills you instantly

I wish For a life of excitement.

[tohofan]

Wish granted, but that exitment makes you careless and you die in an accident

I wish that Chemistry class will not be very hard

[who149]

wish granted, but you learn nothing from it!

I wish I was in Higher level classes.

[tohofan]

wish granted, but the amount of work overloads you

I wish that I had The Conduit

[who149]

wish granted, but you play it so much your social life (including forum post and school) dies.

I wish I had a burrito.

[tohofan]

Wish granted, but you get horrible gas and everyone leaves the house

I wish that I could get mt 3,000 KO with Marth in Smash Bros today

[who149]

wish granted, but your Wii Explodes after doing so.

I wish I had a wii!

[tohofan]

Wish granted, but its broken when you buy it

I wish that I knew how to burn CDs

[who149]

wish granted, but after shortly after learning to burn CD's, you learn how to Download games online for free, as well as movies, and shows..

Soon enough buying games is Meaningless, you become so overwhelmed, and realize soon after that your actually stealing.. Then lose a little sleep every night, slowly wrecking your sleep patterns.

I wish I didn't feel guilty..

[Spiny]

Wish granted, But it costs so much you have to sell your T.V to get it

I wish for a fish

[fireRodan]

^wish granted, it's gigantic and it eats you




I wish hadn't wished for anything

[tohofan]

wish granted, but this wish would have actually been good

I wish that I was that I was not allergic to cats

[Flaming Gohan]

Wish Granted, but now you're allergic to humans

I wish that I could use mind control

[Spiny]

Wish granted, but now everyone can read YOUR mind

I wisjh for a small fish that wouldn't eat me, crush me or do me any harm.

[mbgumby28]

Wish granted, but it's so small that you crush it yourself.


I wish I could have every video game I want.

[tohofan]

wish granted, but you kill yourself in a fit of boredom when you beat them all

I wish that I didnt need sleep

[Tahukal]

Wish granted, but you body stops repairing itself and you fall into a state of rapid decay.

I wish there was a smiley depicting ceremonial suicide which was practiced by Samurai.


Wish granted, but he's busy

I wish I could get the episode of my series done faster...

It's a girl, so you lose ;)

[Flaming Gohan]

Wish Granted, but you never find it

I wish for Camp Rock 2

[tohofan]

wish granted, but you loose it shortly after getting it

I wish that I had $20 more than I do

[Bio-Orga]

wish granted, but you lose $20 shortly after

I wish I was immortal

[who149]

wish granted, but you live your entire life alone, never able to have a meaningful relationship with anyone.. Everyone you know will die, Your parents and family will die, and you will never grow old or die.. When the world ends, you will live, when there is no one around.. you will live, When existance sesies to exist.. You will live.. It will be an Empty life, filled with nothing but saddness..

I wish for A parrot

[Spiny]

Wish granted, but it talks you into doing retarded things.

I wish for a fish that can't eat me, crush me or hurt me at all, but it must be big enough for it not to be crushed by me myself.

[Lightning Strike]

wish granted, but you live your entire life alone, never able to have a meaningful relationship with anyone.. Everyone you know will die, Your parents and family will die, and you will never grow old or die.. When the world ends, you will live, when there is no one around.. you will live, When existance sesies to exist.. You will live.. It will be an Empty life, filled with nothing but saddness..

Sounds pretty sweet to me, sign me up!

[tohofan]

^^Wish granted, but it is diseased and dies in the car before you get it home

I wish for a pretty girlfriend that likes me

[Dragongk2]

Wish granted, but she dump you in next 5 minute later.

I wish I can do anything!

[mbgumby28]

Wish granted, but you killed yourself breathing since you can.


I wish I had all the chocolate milk in the world.

[Dragongk2]

Wish granted, but you got drown under chocolate as it melt.

I wish for nothing bad, only all good.

[mbgumby28]

Wish granted, but you contradict yourself. Because nothing bad can happen, people can't get sick, injured, or diseases, meaning many people like doctors, dentists, nurses, and surgeons would be laid off.

I wish I could see any movie any time I wanted to.

[Kalebknecht]

Wish granted, but they all suck


I wish for MONEY!!!!!

[Dragongk2]

Wish granted, but all the money that you had are gone to tax.

I wish people will use trades goods, not money.

[tohofan]

wish granted, but you have nthing worth trading

I wish that everything bad that could possibly happen in the next 5 minutes does happen.

[D-Man]

wish granted, but they are even worse than expected

i wish i had a car

[mbgumby28]

Wish granted, but it's an old car from the early 1900's.


I wish I could own Krispy Kreme!

[nuclearninja221]

Wish granted, but it gets taken away due to some lawsuit.

I wish jon and kate would publicly say having a tv show ruined their marriage.

[D-Man]

wish granted, but they only say it because thats what the que card says.

i wish i had cable in my room

[Dragongk2]

Wish granted, but its old cable and you have hard time to receive it the signal.

I wish dragons will take over the world.

[Flaming Gohan]

Wish Granted, but we regain control shortly after and then dragons become our pets

[D-Man]

^you forgot to make a wish

i wish summer was longer

[Flaming Gohan]

Ah, yes, I did

Wish granted, but Summer vacation is destroyed because of it.

I wish for infinite wishes.

[D-Man]

wish granted, but the wish granter kills himself after you make your 6th wish

i wish i can go back in time

[mbgumby28]

Wish granted, but your time machine breaks down and the people in the time that you're in kill you for being a witch.


I wish the Bengals would win a Super Bowl.

[who149]

Wish granted, but they go to jail for Possession of Steroids right after.

I wish I wasn't so tired

[D-Man]

wish granted but the energy is too much for you (like a sugar rush) and then you just crash for a few days

i wish that i wasnt afraid of heights

[tohofan]

wish granted, but you jump of a building because you arnt afraid to do so

I wish that I had a pet kiwi

[mbgumby28]

Wish granted, but they send you the fruit instead.

I wish driving was easy to learn.

[tohofan]

wish granted, but its so easy that we have 5 year olds on the road, and you hit one

I wish that I was dead (corrupt this and you get a gold star)

[Flexx5]

Granted, but you'll go to Hell.

I wish I could every hot female disease-free celebrity without impregnating them and they're all okay with each other.

[tohofan]

wish granted, but now all their guys are coming after you

I wish that the girl I aksed out last year had said yes

[D-Man]

wish granted but then her and her ex work things out and get back together

i wish there was no such thing as death

[tohofan]

wish granted, but then the planet severly overpopulates and we must all live packed together

I wish that Pokemon was real

[D-Man]

wish granted, but their powers actually kill instead of making their opponent faint

i wish there was a real dual disk like from yugioh

[Godzilla73rules]

Wish granted, but now shadow games exist too.

I wish for more monster topics on this forum

[DroutTrigger]

wish granted, but it overloads the server from so many topics of monsters that the forum has to close down.

I wish I was rich

[D-Man]

wish granted, but the money you got was stolen from different banks across america so you are sent to prison without bail

i wish i knew what to wish for

[DroutTrigger]

wish granted, but then you forget what it was.

I wish that reploids where real.

[D-Man]

wish granted, but they end up taking over the world

i wish there was no such thing as cancer

[tohofan]

wish granted, but now everyone has alziemers

[Timothy2035]

I wish Pokemon were real! :p

[Flexx5]

Granted, but then Mewtwo kills everyone.

I wish most hot girls had big **** (full, not sagging)

[DroutTrigger]

wish granted, but now the have a lot of pain on their backs and die

I wish for a cereal to eat

[who149]

Wish granted, But you have no milk.. Or Bowl

I wish for the worlds largest chair.

[Flexx5]

Granted, but you can't get off it without plunging miles to your death.

I wish I had free girl-on-girl porn.

[who149]

Wish granted. But There Both Fat and Ugly

I wish I had Steel Toe Shoes.

[Bio Destroyer]

Wish granted, but a train runs over them whilst your feet are inside.

I wish I had a pizza.

[D-Man]

^wish granted, but its a month old

i wish i could dance

[tohofan]

wish granted, but nobody will dance with you

I wish that those members hadn't left

[Flexx5]

Granted, but they'll piss you off to the brink of your sanity.

I wish I could shoot energy blasts (with no downside)

[who149]

Wish granted, but they only shoot light, they don't actualy hurt.

I wish for the world supply of olive oil.

[tohofan]

wish granted, but you drown in it

I wish my PS2 would stop acting up and play all my dvds

[Flexx5]

Granted, but it quickly overheats and explodes, destroying your house.


I wish I had a lifetime supply of chocolate brownies (no nuts, drizzled with caramel) and it wouldn't make me fat or give me some kind of health problem (diabetes, heart attack, stroke).

[Bio Destroyer]

Wish granted but you never get to eat it because it's delivered to the moon.

I wish my pizza wasn't a month old.

[who149]

Wish granted, but now its a year old.

I wish For Roller skates that could shoot Laser Beams.

[tohofan]

wish granted, but you shoot yourself

I wish the new Silent Hill game hadn't dropped combat

[Timothy2035]

granted, but you will run short on ammo


I wished Ivysaur were my real pet. :p

[tohofan]

wish granted, but I come in with Charizard and waste it easily
(I'd not use a gun anyway, pipes are the way to go)

I wish that I knew the name of my favorite song in FFX

[Timothy2035]

granted, but finds out the song is no longer available on CD. :p


Wishes for a star cruiser to see the galaxy in...:haha:

[VenomZilla54]

Granted, but it is destroyed when you accidently get in the middle of a battle between two hig-tech alien races.

Don't worry, you eject in time, but your'e caught by one of the alien races.

I wish I had every official Godzilla movie, which all played perfectly and were never damaged or stolen or lost, with a perfect DVD player and the electricity never went out. Corrupt that!