Woman Marrying a Fairground Ride

[LightGrenades]

This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.

Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports

“I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.

Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

“I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”

Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. “I’m not hurting anyone and I can’t help it," she said. "It’s a part of who I am.”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

Uhhh, wtf.

[bigb7965]

Wow that is really sad and really weird.

[tycooner55]

I had to remind myself to breathe after reading that. :eek:

[SnooSnoo]

Sounds like some Cedar Point fanboys I know.

[Squid2]

Heck, sounds like fanboys, period!

[TPM INC]

Sounds like some Cedar Point fanboys I know.

Heck, sounds like fanboys, period!

I hope you mean fanwomen.

[-LiLDaReDeViL5-]

Does this mean they get another Golden Ticket?

[Myn-o-mite]

Attracted SEXUALLY?!

Even I'm not that crazy

[. Style .]

This woman has also had 'relationships' with models of spaceships, the Twin Towers, a church organ and a banister.

It's seen before, it's aparently called objectum sexuality, and there are around 40 women around the world, who has fallen in love with objects. For examle, a woman from San Fransisco has married the Eiffel Tower, and a woman from Sweden has married the Berlin Wall. Check her homepage here (http://www.berlinermauer.se/).

[Greatdrift]

Oh no!!!! I hope no one marries.......... their own house!

[Harpo]

I understand that 1001 Nachts was forced into it.

Apparently, Miss Wolfe recently found out that she's pregnant. The ultrasound and subsequent tests positively confirmed that 1001 Nachts is the father. Miss Wolfe's father, manager of the Water Balloon Race Game, held a water pistol to 1001 Nachts, threatening to overinflate and explode the ride if it refused to marry his daughter.

The good news is that the ultrasounds show that Kiddy Whip is developing normally.


DISCLAIMER: Anyone interpreting this "forced into it" post as fact may well be suffering from too much time on the Dodgem cars, and should immediately seek counseling from their local Mind Eraser.

[Swordsman_02]

...

Rule 34 has claimed roller coasters now...? :bulb:

[RCT3Callum]

Wow. That's just weird..

[SnooSnoo]

I hope you mean fanwomen.

Not at all.

[AtomiCart]

So... we can marry inanimate objects but not members of the same sex?

[Cedar Point]

Sounds like some Cedar Point fanboys I know.
:D:up:

[Cyberleader]

It's not like she could get anyone else.

Hmm. This is an odd story. I wonder if the church condones it?

[ytivarg]

*clicks story and views picture*

That's a woman?

[Obi_Wan_Cannoli]

*clicks story and views picture*

That's a woman?

That...thing....is not a woman...

[RCT3Callum]

Whoa that pics scary. LOL.
I think it's unfair on the ride that it's not allowed to say no. I hope she gives it a new flange as a ring..;)

[Pate]

This is stupid.

[-Bolt-]

Uhhhh...I've got nothing. I have seen some weird **** in my time, but this takes the cake. I think I really am going to have to stock up on bananas and thermite if people are degenerating this fast...

bolt

[TPM INC]

I might as well go to SFNE and marry Bizarro.

[Cyberleader]

Admittedly, I'd get with that ride before I'd get with her...

[SnooSnoo]

I'd do neither.. because those rides suck.. and that guy who wants to marry this ride would crush me.

[Cyberleader]

I think we can all agree that a ride from either would be unenjoyable.

[RCT3Callum]

Quick question -

"and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it."

Was that because someone undid them trying to kill her or something? :P

[fathorse]

God, no one has mentioned this yet.
Is she going to go into a homicidal rage when she realizes her spouse is letting hundreds, mayhap thousands of other people rub their butts all over it, possible suggestively? If two people make out on the ride, can she say her spouse was in a threesome?

[Cedar Point]

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.
I thought the same thing until I read that. ;)

[fathorse]

Okay, I didn't read carefully. So she's having an open marriage to an amusement park ride. I still think it will end in tears somehow.

New thought: If they move the ride, will she try to get moving compensation so she can follow it because her spouse is being relocated?

[Timberhawk]

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.
lmao, this may be the stupidest article I've ever seen.

One thing I'm wondering is how you could be sexually attracted to a ride. How would you go about "doing" a fifty foot tall object?

[randomperpie]

How does she know it's a guy?And I thought I was strange....

[SnooSnoo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQjI9QnFgM4

Best video about it.

[FlyingPenguins]

*checks if this article is from The Onion*
Aaaaaaand, it's not.

:weird:

[BJK]

That...thing....is not a woman...

Actually that is her, but she looks a lot like a guy. Obese too.

Edited:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01456/fairground_1456375c.jpg

[iDelphi]

That's a damn shame. That woman needs help....and lots of it.

[Joeymama101]

If she can do that than i want to marry the atari forums

When wants to perform the ceremony?

[Ominous Gamer]

If she can do that than i want to marry the atari forums

When wants to perform the ceremony?

Stay away from my woman! :mad:

[Joeymama101]

Stay away from my woman! :mad:

She is so over you:p

[The Trooper]

She could've at least picked a good ride. But then I suppose she is monstrously ugly herself. There's no way she could pull a B&M...

[BJK]

She could've at least picked a good ride. But then I suppose she is monstrously ugly herself.
It gets worse (http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00859/fairground-ride-gir_859859a.jpg). And yes again...same woman.

[Joeymama101]

Ooo she's hot:love::kiss:

[Rupeeman]

It gets worse (http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00859/fairground-ride-gir_859859a.jpg). And yes again...same woman.
Wow...she looks more like a fat obese teen dude.:bulb:

[patk]

i was at Knoebels 4hrs ago and i did not see her!

[The Ghost]

Actually that is her, but she looks a lot like a guy. Obese too.

Edited:

<snip>



I wouldn't tap that even if she was the last woman on Earth and my balls were bluer than the Cookie Monster.

I feel sorry for that ride. :downcast:

[Raq2]

this world gets more messed up everyday...

[GOLIATHpov]

How's s(HE) gonna fit a fairground ride in h(IS) bed?

[iDelphi]

It gets worse (http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00859/fairground-ride-gir_859859a.jpg). And yes again...same woman.

O_o.

[CoasterDude5]

Have you guys not seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE3pGYjz8Ws

[iDelphi]

^That was disgusting she was making out with it. x_O