Holy Hand Grenade 2k4

Angel_Mapper · 12-12-2004, 04:53 AM

Name: Holy Hand Grenade 2k4
Version: 1
Compatibility: 2k4
Description: Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Amen.
Comments: 2k4 version of my Holy Hand Grenade mutator. Also includes the Unholy Hand Grenade mutator. Alt fire for the Unholy Hand Grenade is explode on contact.

"Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

Screenshot:

Credits: Monty Python and the Knights Who Say Ni!
Homepage: www.angelmapper.com
Download:

http://angelmapper.com/2k4/HolyHandGrenade.zip

Kyllian · 12-12-2004, 05:37 AM

Ni
Now bring me... a shrubbery!

Also... who's bringing the sloth?

And now to the topic of the author

Quote:

Originally posted somewhere in IRC by Nama
Mapping will protect you from the terrible secret of Rach, Rach has a terrible power, do you have actors in your house? KillAll will protect you...

Firestorm39 · 12-12-2004, 05:45 AM

Quote:

LAUNCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard!
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona
eis requiem.
ARTHUR: How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT: I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow
Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and
orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that
thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of
Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD: Amen.
KNIGHTS: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
[angels sing]
[boom]

he he he Gotta love the net for finding movie scripts!

toniglandyl · 12-12-2004, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firestorm39
he he he Gotta love the net for finding movie scripts!

idd
OMFG angel_mapper, you impress me more ad more

buffytheslayer · 12-12-2004, 06:08 AM

yay UT2004 version ! thank you ! this is so Crazy fun!

Darth_Chaos · 12-12-2004, 09:14 AM

Absolutely awesome Angel Mapper. Just finished watching the Fawtly Towers series and I need some more Python related humor. Though the next thing we need is mod that gives the task of guessing who is going to fall from the building next and pass by your window in your litle office .

CyberChrist · 12-12-2004, 01:11 PM

Fun stuff.

Da Spadger · 12-12-2004, 01:42 PM

This is a great mod! But by some reason the weapon doesnt appear correctly for me. (*Having weapon models on left.*)

thebigbadwolf · 12-12-2004, 02:36 PM

Thanks Angel Mapper! I love this weapon....

Been waiting for since ut2004 came out.

ObLiViOuS · 12-12-2004, 03:03 PM

Thank you so much for getting this out again for ut2k4, loved the 2k3 version, and this one's just as good.

Angel_Mapper · 12-12-2004, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daspadger
This is a great mod! But by some reason the weapon doesnt appear correctly for me. (*Having weapon models on left.*)

Hmmm, weird. Try redownloading it.

Glad everyone likes it, I was getting a lot of requests to have it ported to 2k4 so I finally got around to it.

Da Spadger · 12-12-2004, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angel_Mapper
Hmmm, weird. Try redownloading it.

Now it works.

Ducatisto · 12-12-2004, 08:37 PM

All I can say is....you're a babe

I was seriously thinking of dabbling with code to port it over coz I loved it so much. Many thanks.

buffytheslayer · 12-12-2004, 09:36 PM

Mario Mutator & Pen0r Gun & Goldmember too ?
please and thank you

BtDMH · 12-12-2004, 09:45 PM

Just tried it out ... both hilarious and ultra-useful at the same time.
I noticed when I used the Holy version of it the alt-fire continued to be a timed explosion ... does only the unholy hand grenade explode upon impact with alt-fire intentionally ? I guess I should read the through the thread just in case you mentioned it already ... but I will ask anyways. If so, the unholy variety definately gets me thumbs up ... the explode on contact is a gem !

Mr.suicide__ · 12-12-2004, 11:30 PM

OMG YAYZ!!!?? i have been wating for this for ever!

=WD=PraeToriaN= · 12-13-2004, 12:18 AM

cool the holy hand grenede LOL i remember this for ut2003..
as u can see it clears rooms pretty fast

oh yeah that reminds me how do u import muts? reason i'm asking is i got a mut called nukelauncher that i downloaded for ut2003.i would like to use this in ut2004

Alopexau · 12-13-2004, 12:56 AM

LOL, you're awesome, I've wanted a working version of this for 2k4 for ages.

Please update the Mario Mutator too!

sandorski · 12-14-2004, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by buffytheslayer
yay UT2004 version ! thank you ! this is so Crazy fun!

Haha, temp wallpaper!

Bender throwing Holy Handgrenades, does it get any better?

Angel_Mapper · 12-14-2004, 08:24 PM

lol! Cute.

Oreo · 12-14-2004, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sandorski
Bender throwing Holy Handgrenades, does it get any better?

Yep, it does. Bender throwing Holy Hand Grendades in the movie Blackhawk Down!

Revpolar · 12-15-2004, 07:31 PM

AM this is awesome. Thanks a bunch. Can I urge you to make a grenade weapon that gives health in primary to your teamates and takes it away in in alt fire. I have an idea for a gametype. Want to hear it?

buffytheslayer · 12-15-2004, 10:02 PM

and I trying to download but link is dead already ...

could you convert for UT2004 ? or are you doing now ?

I hope so .. thank you

Cap'n Kyth · 12-16-2004, 12:46 PM

Amen.

Never found the darn thing, but I saw one of the bots with it. And you can have the Holy & Unholy on at the same time? Do they replace different superweaps or something?

Angel_Mapper · 12-16-2004, 03:50 PM

They replace the superweapon (Deemer & Painter), so wherever those are in a map, that's where the grenade will be. You can only use one of them at a time.

Cap'n Kyth · 12-16-2004, 03:59 PM

Odd, because it let me add both Holy and Unholy Hand Grenade thingies to the Active Mutators list.

kingofstreet · 12-16-2004, 04:10 PM

i love worms!!
any way.. does it makes that sound when you throw it??

Angel_Mapper · 12-16-2004, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cap'n Kyth
Odd, because it let me add both Holy and Unholy Hand Grenade thingies to the Active Mutators list.

Yes, but they're both in the SuperWeapons group, so only one will work at a time.

Bobfungus · 12-16-2004, 10:19 PM

I'm not exactly sure how the primary fire option works, does it run on some kind of timer or a player proximity thing?

Nighteye · 12-16-2004, 10:23 PM

Could you make it so that you can configure which superweapon gets replaced by each, deemer, ion painter, target painter, supershock or a combination thereof? As some maps have multiple kinds of superweapons, it'd be fun to have both grenades

12-12-2004, 04:53 AM	#1
Angel_Mapper Spin it let's begin it. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Cape Suzette Posts: 8,436	Holy Hand Grenade 2k4 Name: Holy Hand Grenade 2k4 Version: 1 Compatibility: 2k4 Description: Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Amen. Comments: 2k4 version of my Holy Hand Grenade mutator. Also includes the Unholy Hand Grenade mutator. Alt fire for the Unholy Hand Grenade is explode on contact. "Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." Screenshot: Credits: Monty Python and the Knights Who Say Ni! Homepage: www.angelmapper.com Download: http://angelmapper.com/2k4/HolyHandGrenade.zip __________________ Angel Mapper - Prometheus It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

12-12-2004, 09:14 AM	#6
Darth_Chaos God Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Europa, out by the Monlith with Jeremia the Bullfrog and Jerry Garcia Posts: 757	Absolutely awesome Angel Mapper. Just finished watching the Fawtly Towers series and I need some more Python related humor. Though the next thing we need is mod that gives the task of guessing who is going to fall from the building next and pass by your window in your litle office . __________________ Sith- Join or Die... or at least visit the registration office.

12-12-2004, 01:42 PM	#8
Da Spadger Don't touch that. Ò__ó Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: LarlDeletes Posts: 3,965	This is a great mod! But by some reason the weapon doesnt appear correctly for me. (Having weapon models on left.) __________________ Seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses float inconspicuously around the inside of hangar ninety six. I say that they are inconspicuous because it is their arms and legs which demand my attention. I did this, or I could have stopped it. Which is it? It doesn't matter now. I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a gaussian curve. Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five minutes someone dies in a car accident, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses in one hangar? ∞

12-12-2004, 03:03 PM	#10
ObLiViOuS Shieldgun Monkey Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: New England Posts: 22	Thank you so much for getting this out again for ut2k4, loved the 2k3 version, and this one's just as good. __________________ "I teleported home one night with Ron and Sid and Meg. Ron stole Meggie's heart away and I got Sidney's leg." Douglas Adams

12-12-2004, 08:37 PM	#13
Ducatisto Ducalicious Join Date: May 2004 Location: UK Posts: 491	All I can say is....you're a babe I was seriously thinking of dabbling with code to port it over coz I loved it so much. Many thanks. __________________ North=49152, East=0, South=16384, West=32768

12-12-2004, 01:11 PM	#7
CyberChrist Assimilator Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 942	Fun stuff.

12-12-2004, 02:36 PM	#9
thebigbadwolf The Deviant Join Date: May 2004 Location: West Point NY Posts: 255	Thanks Angel Mapper! I love this weapon.... Been waiting for since ut2004 came out.

12-12-2004, 09:45 PM	#15
BtDMH Clan UED Founder Join Date: May 2004 Location: Montana USA and proud of it. Posts: 40	Just tried it out ... both hilarious and ultra-useful at the same time. I noticed when I used the Holy version of it the alt-fire continued to be a timed explosion ... does only the unholy hand grenade explode upon impact with alt-fire intentionally ? I guess I should read the through the thread just in case you mentioned it already ... but I will ask anyways. If so, the unholy variety definately gets me thumbs up ... the explode on contact is a gem ! __________________ Clan \|UED\| answering the call for high quality custom content for the Unreal Tournament 2004 community... Now hosted by 3DBuzz.com http://sv4.3dbuzz.com/clanUED

12-13-2004, 12:18 AM	#17
=WD=PraeToriaN= www.gamerzunlimited.com Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 66	cool the holy hand grenede LOL i remember this for ut2003.. as u can see it clears rooms pretty fast oh yeah that reminds me how do u import muts? reason i'm asking is i got a mut called nukelauncher that i downloaded for ut2003.i would like to use this in ut2004

12-13-2004, 12:56 AM	#18
Alopexau überfuchs Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 96	LOL, you're awesome, I've wanted a working version of this for 2k4 for ages. Please update the Mario Mutator too!

12-14-2004, 08:24 PM	#20
Angel_Mapper Spin it let's begin it. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Cape Suzette Posts: 8,436	lol! Cute. __________________ Angel Mapper - Prometheus It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

12-16-2004, 12:46 PM	#24
Cap'n Kyth Alien Swarm Grunt Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 259	Amen. Never found the darn thing, but I saw one of the bots with it. And you can have the Holy & Unholy on at the same time? Do they replace different superweaps or something?

12-16-2004, 03:50 PM	#25
Angel_Mapper Spin it let's begin it. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Cape Suzette Posts: 8,436	They replace the superweapon (Deemer & Painter), so wherever those are in a map, that's where the grenade will be. You can only use one of them at a time. __________________ Angel Mapper - Prometheus It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

12-16-2004, 03:59 PM	#26
Cap'n Kyth Alien Swarm Grunt Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 259	Odd, because it let me add both Holy and Unholy Hand Grenade thingies to the Active Mutators list.

12-16-2004, 04:10 PM	#27
kingofstreet New Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 28	yeah! i love worms!! any way.. does it makes that sound when you throw it?? __________________ Guns don't kill people, I do......

12-16-2004, 10:19 PM	#29
Bobfungus Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 109	I'm not exactly sure how the primary fire option works, does it run on some kind of timer or a player proximity thing?

12-16-2004, 10:23 PM	#30
Nighteye Chaotic Prodigy Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 204	Could you make it so that you can configure which superweapon gets replaced by each, deemer, ion painter, target painter, supershock or a combination thereof? As some maps have multiple kinds of superweapons, it'd be fun to have both grenades

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